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Monday Morning Commute: Tuesday Evening Lament
Hello friends. Apologies for posting Monday Morning Commute on a Tuesday Evening. Thirteen hour work days. All that fun stuff. Anyways. Here’s uh — the thing. Wait, what thing? Ah yes, the thing. The list of activities I’m indulging in this week, in an effort to stave off the grind-based madness of the modern condition.
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Sony may have accidentally revealed ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ on the PS4. DUN GOOFED!
Sony done fucked up. That’s all I’m saying. No way can you convince me those dildo-heads over at the PlayStation Palace didn’t accidentally reveal Grand Theft Auto V for the PS4.
Monday Morning Commute: The Robots Are Comin’!
Hello, friends! Be you long-time wards of the Spaceship, or recent innocent bystanders gobbled up by last weekend’s Fan Expo in Toronto. This column right here is Monday Morning Commute, a weekly installment where we blather about the various things we’re indulging in during a given week. A list of the ointments we shall be applying to the burn of Existence. Too overwrought? Too grandiose? Post a fucking list of the shit you are getting down with over the course of the next seven days.
Ah, better.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ TRAILERS take you behind your NEW BATCH OF PLAYABLE SOCIOPATHS.
Rockstar has dropped a slew of trailers that take players into the lives of the sociopaths they will be controlling in their next Grand Theft Auto game. It also serves as personal reminder that this newest installment shall be arriving soon. With all the fervor about the next generation of consoles arriving, and other games on my plate, I keep forgetting that this son of a bitch is dropping before this year’s calendar expires.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Five ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ screens upside your head on Christmas Eve.
Ho-ho-ho! Jesus Christ why did I type that. Moving along. Here are some new screens of Grand Theft Auto V, reminding you what gaming glory awaits us now that Mayan Apocalypse has passed.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO’ INFO and SCREENS blowout. C’mon down!
I don’t know what the fuck I’m typing today. Just balling out of control. Like the young, hip, spry gentleman I am. Whatever. Do you want a shit load of Gamer Informer pics of the new Thieving Auto title? Right here. Want some new Thieving Auto information? Also here.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ has THREE protagonists. What say you?
Grand Theft Auto V is branching out into unfamiliar territory. They’re dropping not one, not two, but three protagonists. It was rumored back last year, and now it has been confirmed by the next cover of Game Informer.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO’ officially dropping in SPRING 2013. Wee?
I don’t know. Are we supposed to be enthused by this? Spring is a pretty big season. Like, I’m thinking April. It better be April. Didn’t GTA IV drop in April? I like cookies. Do you?
New ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ artwork is all ‘Vamonos pest!’
When you’re dying of starvation, you’ll take sort of sustenance. Here is a little, little morsel from Grand Theft Auto V. The roof is going to be blown off this fucker in the next issue of Game Informer, so stay strong. Chew this slowly.
NEW ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ SCREENS: All flying jets, and other shit.
Yo, flying a jet is cool. It really is. However, all I want in this world is to snap on a fucking jet pack and party like its San Andreas.
