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‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ Trailer #3: Superman is a Dick
Yeah. I don’t know. Zack Snyder really doesn’t fucking get Superman (or Batman, or Watchmen, or strong female characters). And despite Snyder always proving this, I’m always annoyed. Like, what the fuck is this clip? Whatever. Fuck.
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OMEGA-LINKS: We’ve Got (Brian) Wood for Net Neutrality, and ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’
I’ve been fucking BUSY lately. This means several things. First, I’m eating three sandwiches at 4 a.m. while weeping into my Fleshlight. Second, I’m not reading or playing nearly as much as I want to. And third, I have a fucking STACK of articles I haven’t been able to share with you fucks. So color this a Space-Ship Colonic. ‘Cause I’m flushing them links out in one post. We got everything from Brian Wood, to Guardians of the Galaxy, to Netflix slap-fighting with the FCC.
Something ain’t here? Share your own noteworthy nuggets from this week.
Official ‘GOTHAM’ Trailer: War Comes To Sad City
It’s the trailer for Gotham! War is coming to the perpetually Dank, Dreary City! Little Bruce Wayne is sniffling! Poison Ivy hangs out with plants! That’s uh, that’s my take on the trailer. What do you folks think?
Fox has officially ordered ‘GOTHAM.’ Fans are rabid!
Get it? Cause don’t like, bats, carry rabies? Who the fuck knows. I’m a fecalpheliac, not a scientist! Actually, I’m neither. I’m a tri-headed Sasquatch with IBS. Anyways, Fox has officially ordered Gotham. Which frankly I don’t care about. I’m hoping you may. To justify all this.
‘GOTHAM’ (dat BATMAN prequel) logo and plot synopsis revealed. Aiight.
Fox has pulled down its pants and swung around its plot synopsis for Gotham, the Batman-Not-Batman Prequel that they shall be airing. TL;DR edition? Shit kicks off with Jimmy and Friend trying to solve the murder of Brucey’s parents. For the unabridged version, as well as the full logo, hit the jump.
‘GOTHAM’ TV show casts YOUNG BRUCE WAYNE…and CATWOMAN. Becauseofcourse.
GOTHAM. The TV show. Not the perennially destroyed landscape of the movies, or video games. It’s casting people like wut. Like woah. Like wut-woah. (It’s been a long fucking day.) The latest castings are a big one, and an interesting but maybe obvious one. Can that even leave it as interesting? I don’t know, okay? Anyways. The show has picked up its Bruce Wayne. Annnddd…it’s Selina Kyle? Familiar names! Familiar characters! Much recognizable!
Ben McKenzie is JAMES GORDON on Fox’s ‘GOTHAM.’
Anyone have an opinion on Ben McKenzie? In general? Unfortunately, I don’t. I’m one of those butt heads who helped submarine Southland by never watching it despite great reviews. (I think it had great reviews?) McKenzie has a better chance at ensnaring me in his next role, playing a young Jimmy Gordon in Gotham.
‘GOTHAM’ TV show to feature BRUCE WAYNE ORIGIN. Villains, too.
Because of course! I imagine that no matter how well written Gotham is, a preponderance of people are going to gravitate towards it for one reason. The tenuous tie to Bruce Wayne/Batman/Bat-Guy/Joke-Face. So it makes complete sense that the show will feature origins out the ass.
FOX’S ‘GOTHAM’ TV show looking to cast YOUNG BRUCE WAYNE
How do you do a television show about Gotham’s up and coming police commissioner guy without Batman? I mean I imagine it is certainly doable, but will people care? Fox doesn’t seem to be willing to roll the dice on that prospect. ‘Cause they’re already looking to cast a young, pants-pissing Master Bruce.
COMMISSIONER GORDON getting his own TV SHOW. Intriguing.
Didn’t see this one coming! On the evening that Marvel has rolled out Agents of Shield: Coulson Lives on ABC, news has broke that Gotham’s police commissioner shall be snagging his own television show.
