#August2012
Google to punish pirate sites in search results. The future recoils, aghast.
Getting harder and hard to pirate that copy of Flo Rida’s latest single. Demonoid is down, and now Google is punishing pirate sites in their search results. I just want to Flo, shit! How can one Flo in this day and age? Buy it? Kiss my ass!
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Google Backs New Endangered Languages Project To Save Over 3,000 Languages
One of the neat things about Google-Skynet is that it wants to have everything. So even when their servers go sentient and begin eradicating our existence, it is neat to know the robots will be polylingual.
WATCH: First Video From Google’s Glasses. Unremarkable++
Here’s the first video from Google’s glasses. Pretty unremarkable stuff, right? This isn’t the augmented future I was promised! Patience, Caff. Patience.
GOOGLE DRIVE Details Leak. 5GB Of Free Storage Droppin’ Next Week
I like myself my Dropbox account, and I don’t see myself switching to anything else anytime soon. However Google is going to come out swinging with their own cloud storage, and goddammit its almost as much space as I’ve swindled out of my friends on the former service.
Video: Google Drops Preview Of Its AUGMENTED REALITY GLASSES. Transmet Boner.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sheezy. This is the illest of the ills, right here. Google has released a preview (more I assume, like a proof of concept or whatever) of their augmented reality glasses. I’m all over this like stink on my boxer shorts.
UK MPs Want Laws Compelling Google To Censor Search Results. Orwell’s Ghost Nods.
Talk about shoehorning bullshit into seemingly harmless legislation. UK MPs want to go about preventing their blood-thirsty press from reporting on celebrities and shiz. Seems harmless enough. However how they want to go about doing so is typical backroom privacy-rights destroying bullshit.
Google Patent Would Listen To Background Noise In YOUR CALLS For Personalized Ads.
Google continues to wipe its ass with the concept of privacy, a concept that has already been discarded by most of the Facebook generation. Their latest adventure involves mining our phone calls’ background noise in order to personalize ads. The future, man.
DOJ Asks Court To Keep Secret Any PARTNERSHIP Between GOOGLE And NSA. LOL @ Privacy
The Justice Department refuses to divulge whatever sort of agreement there may be between Google and the National Security Agency. Not that there is one, of course.
DARPA Director Leaves PENTAGON For GOOGLE. Skynet Confirmed
If the Metal Gear Solid series taught me anything, it was that long-winded existential masturbation sessions can get old. It was news to me. If the series taught me two things, it was that DARPA is a bunch of future-killing robo-bastards. Now that DARPA director Regina Dugan is stepping down to take a job at Google the obvious is confirmed: Google is Skynet.
Google Releasing Augmented Reality Glasses. Futurism ++
Ain’t this a real tickle to my futurism taint. Google is going to release augmented reality glasses. They aren’t the contacts/retinal implants I’m clamoring for, but they’re a start.
