Titty fuck a Shit Golem! I’m dumb. You knew that? Yeah, probably. But let me enumerate the most recent reason. Despite being really up on Hyper Light Drifter‘s jock I didn’t throw money at the Kickstarter. And if I had, I would totally be getting to play a preview build on September 26. Fuck! Shit!

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No, no, no. No, no, no! What the fresh hell is this nonsense. Hostess is like, billions of dollars in debt. Okay, sure. Sucks. Due to this, them people have to shut down, and dammit, folks. Dammit. They may be taking our Twinkies with them. This aggression will not stand. Probably because its been eating Twinkies its entire life, and its legs cannot support its weight.

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