#January2013
Watch: MARCUS FENIX shaking his groove thang.
Tal Peleg is the wondrous mind behind this outstanding video. Peleg cut a video of the normally bro-tough Fenix shaking his ass for all it was worth. What did it land the intrepid groove-maker? A fucking job in the industry. Not bad. Not bad at all.
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Cliff Bleszinski leaves Epic Games. HOLY MUNG.
This is a bit shocking to me. Folks, there has been a separation of unfathomable gaming magnitude. I never thought I’d see the day that Dude Huge would leave Epic Games. Dude went together with them like Miyamoto and Nintendo, Kojima and Konami. Up is down, left is right. Dorks with really honest replicas of Lancers are unknowing who to get to sign them. This is pandemonium.
Epic Games CEO Says ‘INFINITY BLADE’ Is More Profitable Than ‘GEARS OF WAR’
This isn’t so much a knock on the sales of Gears of War, which have been as colossal as the entire franchise is one deep Freudian blow job. No, no. Instead it’s a commentary on how fucking profitable a successfull iOS can be.
‘GEARS OF WAR: JUDGMENT’ REVEALED; Totally Looks Like Prequel. Bro Hug.
Yo! Fuck Monday. That’s so far away. The lid has been blown off Gears of War: Bro Hugs Through Cuffs today, and in a world with no patience that is exactly how we’ll have it.
Hit the jump for the Game Informer covers.
Next ‘GEARS OF WAR’ Featured On Game Informer’s July Cover.
Game Informer is going to be all up in Gears of War’s guts. All we have so far is the cover, a darkened piece of brooding non-reveal.
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Fictional Handheld Weapons I Want To Own [Video Game Edition]
Not only am I the Dude, but I’m also A dude. Like most males that are stuffed with testosterone and swagger like pirate god kings I love violence. Let me be a bit more specific, I like the idea of violence. I’d rather see it done in a movie or on a TV show in real life. Better yet, I’d rather be the one doing the violence in a video game. Today’s High 5 will look at the tools of the trade. These are the weapons I’d want to wield if I was about to run through the streets on an anger fueled GTA killing spree (Probably in Salem, MA … driving in that city is aggravating).
‘GEARS OF WAR’ Kinect Title Is CANCELLED. Oh God! Wait. Who F**king Cares.
Oh Gods! Oh Fuck! The Gears of War title that was going to fart all over Kinect technology is cancelled. The wall of darkness falls in around me, and not even my loudest voice commands can save me.
Epic Games’ Cliff Bleszinski To Future Indie Devs: Make Your Games On PC
Dude Huge! Cliffy b! Whatever you want to call the good chap, he’s been cutting his teeth in the industry for years and years. Speaking at a GDC panel this week, Bleszinski gave some advice to future indie developers: the PC is where it is at.
‘Gears Of War’ Creators Ain’t Down With SOPA. Beefy HGH-Armed High-Five!
A plethora of companies are throwing their weight behind the proposed SOPA bill. Not really caring about its dangerous implications of freedom of speech on the internet or whatever, so long as it cuts down on piracy. Epic Games ain’t rolling with that posse.
Gears of War, BioShock, Halo Done In 16-Bit Pixelated Glory.
There’s a certain sheen to the pixelated wonders that populated video games during my adolsence. Michael Myers is an artist who has taken the more contemporary protagonists of gaming present and thrown them into 16-bit pixelated disarray.
It’s awesome.
