#June2015
‘Gears of War’ studio renames themselves “The Coalition”
Black Tusk Studios ain’t no more! In its wake has risen THE COALITION. Which is a cheesy name, but you know what? Who fucking cares about a studio’s name. Here’s hoping Gears of War 4 is the berries. That’s what matters.
‘Gears of War’ remaster dropping this year on XB1
Gears of War is getting a remaster on XB1. And it doesn’t matter if you’re cool with it or not. Or if you’re like me, and you’re not cool with it for some vague undefined reason but you’re going to buy it anyways. The remasters are coming. All of them. All the franchises. Especially when real sequels for the franchises they’re a part of, are far away.
NO DUH: Cliff Bleszinski’s new game is a F2P arena shooter
So Cliffy B’s new game has been revealed. Announced. And…? It’s a free-to-play arena shooter. Not too surprising. Considering Dude fucking Huge dropped months ago that he wanted to work on…a F2P arena shooter. Still though. Color me excited. (It’s boner-stretching pink. That’s the hue you use on me for excited.)
Cliff (DUDE F**KING HUGE) Bleszinski Creates BOSS KEY Game Studio
The curtain has been *somewhat* pulled back on Cliffy B’s next gaming venture. Cliffy’s new game studio was initially uncovered through the sniffing of various legal paper trails by people smarter, and more dedicated than me. And now their website has officially launched! But what I can add is that no matter what sort of light ribbing I give Dude Huge, I’m super stoked for whatever he has coming up next. His titles are the very essence of BROMEGA LEVEL
Cliff (DUDE F**KING HUGE) Bleszinski is making games again!
Dude Huge is back. The Czar of Hardcore Dorkey Masquerading As Really Cool Bro Nation is returning to the arena. That arena being gaming. And I couldn’t be happier. The world is Less without the Guiding Hand of phalliodestruction blitzkrieg joystick manipulation.
Microsoft buys ‘GEARS OF WAR.’ Exclusive++
Gears of War has always been a Microsoft exclusive, but now the franchise is definitely not going anywhere. The Company that Bill Built or Something has purchased the series from Epic Games. Not only that though, they’ve reclaimed series producer Rod Ferguson. I’m actually quite stoked about the enterprise.
CLIFF BLESZINSKI teases NEXT PROJECT with SOMETHING LIKE AN IMAGE.
DUDE HUGE has teased us with a glimpse at his NEXT FUCKING PROJECT. The image itself doesn’t really do anything for me. I imagine it doesn’t do much for anyone. However, what it represents is something special. It works deep into my testicles, tingling them and reminding them of a gaming world where HUGE DUDES canvassed the Earth. The gaming industry is much more lively when CliffyB is dropping games on our asses. In our asses. Everywhere.
Hit the jump for more info. Oh, and the image.
‘GEARS OF WAR’ PRODUCER leaves company to rock out on ‘MASS EFFECT 4.’
This news dropped last week, but I didn’t cover it. I was probably busy screaming at teenagers to “read their fucking book” and gagging myself with bananas behind the local 7-Eleven. Shut up, it’s therapeutic. Anyways, the senior producer on Gears of War: Judgment has departed Those Epic People to glom onto Mass Effect 4.
Watch: ‘GEARS OF WAR’ creator Cliffy B shaves his head for charity. Righteous ++
I like myself some Cliffy B. Despite all the shiznit that I throw Gears of War‘ way, I both respect the franchise and its creator. In fact, since the duder has left the industry on a sabbatical I’ve been eagerly anticipating whatever the fuck he is going to do next. One of the things the good lad has been up to on his siesta is raising money for charity by shaving his dome-piece.
