#November2011
Report: Ubisoft Working On Xbox 720 Projects For 2012, Major Sony Dev Moving To PS4.
The current generation of consoles is drudging on, and there are more and more signifiers than they are soon to be surpassed. But no!, no screams my wallet. But yes!, yes! screams the graphics whore in me.
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Miyamoto Interested In 3D Remakes of 2D Zelda Titles. C’mon Now Bro!
Miyamoto isn’t resigned to watching Nintendo’s shitty Nintendo 3D-3DSiL choke on its own 3d excessiveness. Nah! Naw son! He’s going to save it. By bringing to life 3D remakes. Of 2D Zelda games. Wut.
Dude Huge: “Code Magic” Can Squeeze More Power Out Of 360.
Cliffy B and the Wunder Heads behind Gears of War 3 offered up a gorgeous HGH-fueled engine that somehow still surprised even this late into the 360’s life cycle. Dude Huger has proclaimed that even more can be gotten getted good.
Man Threatens To Blow-Up Best Buy After Selling Out of ‘Modern Warfare 3’. Dedication.
I got myself a copy of Modern Warfare 3. Ain’t played it yet. But I got it. Loromin Sar isn’t so lucky. Dude rolled up to a Best Buy wanting to snag it…but they were sold out. That’s when he threatened to blow the joint up.
Used and Digital Sales Make Up 35% Of US Console Spending.
US gamers are like US anything – we like our shit cheap and easy. This explains why 35% of our console spending is on titles that are either used, or digitally accessible.
BioWare Growing Community Through Cross-Platform Releases. Cross-Market Wunderfest!
Brand is everything. Products are irrelevant. BioWare is a brand, building brands. They need a community of consumers slathering and lathering at their brands. How can they grow this fucking community? Why, they’ve got to kick down the barriers of markethood and spread their brands into every niche possible. Just video games? You fucking neanderthals.
Obsidian Entertainment Developing Game For ‘Leading Animation Franchise’. Poor Bastards.
Obsidian Entertainment. The company that (to me) took a fat shit all over the KOTOR and Fallout franchises. Twice being tagged in to come up with sequels to beast mode wunder-titles. Twice defecating. Everywhere. Now they’re developing for an enormous animation franchise or something. I feel bad for this foolish company.
‘Sonic Generations’ Pre-Orders Beating All Previous Sonic Titles. Will Still Suck.
Nuh-uh. You can’t trick me. Sonic has let me down consistently for a decade. I thought it was going to be back with Sonic 4, and then even that sucked. So the fact that Sonic Generations has pre-sales like a mofuckah’? Don’t mean a thing.
Nintendo Announcing Greater Loss Than Expected For First Half. What Will Wii Do?!
Nintendo is bleeding money out of its orifices. It’s a different concept, because since they launched the Waving Phallus-ii back in 2006 they’ve been printing money just to waste it wiping their cruddy bums on. These days? These days they be spittin’ losses everywhere. Double what was expected. Frowns. Frowns afoot.
Next Xbox May Be Slated For 2013, This Is Cool By Me.
If the next Xbox launches in 2013, the 360 will have been kicking around for eight fucking years. That’s a hell of a generation.
