#April2014

PlayStation 4 got a TWO-MILLI CONSOLE LEAD on the XB1.

console war

I’m digging this console war. PS4 versus XB1 versus my wallet versus Godzilla versus Jizz-Covered Parking Lot Wanderers. It’s the greatest battle of the generation. And so while PS4 is outselling XB1 at the moment, both are selling pretty fucking well.

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After crap console sales, Nintendo “thinking about a new business structure.”

Confused Miyamoto is confused.

I want Nintendo to succeed because Nintendo is woven into the very fabric of who I am. Their games sculpted this rotting psycho-carcass that is lodged in my cranium. That said, I have’t bought a Wii U. I even want one, but I haven’t been able to get myself there. Already got too many consoles. Only so many HDMI ports. Spoiled geek problems.

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GameStop sales holiday sales achieve new high of $3.15 billi. So many Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.

Make it rain!

GameStop! The infernal machine that drudges on, shucking off assassination attempts from many a foes. They shall take your used games and shove them down another gamer’s dumb throat at a mighty profit! They cannot be stopped!, having turned a record high in holiday sales. Despite selling less new software. The machine. Cannot be stopped.

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