#March2014
Microsoft teasing XB1 exclusive from “WONDERFUL” Japanese dev. Japan is like “lol whatev”
Microsoft is teasing us with promise of an exclusive from a “wonderful” Japanese developer. I really wonder what the fuck it can be, and how much money they’ve backed up into the gaping anus of said developer to obtain it. (In case you didn’t know, currency-to-anus transfers are the new hot phenomenon in my mind.) Cause like, with XB1 not even out in Japan yet, what sort of exclusive with a Japanese developer provide?
NO SERIOUSLY — I don’t know. Any guesses?
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Rumor: ‘FAR CRY 4’ will be BROING OUT IN THE HIMALAYAS in 2015
My taint is ready to be slathered in bro goo and deployed back into the world of Far Cry. It’s been too long! Miss the Island. Miss the Blood Dragons. Good news for me then, that apparently the next installment of the mofuckah’ is arriving in early 2015. I can do this. I can make it.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED: UNITY’ Trailer: Next-Gen Parisian Neck Stabbing
Ubisoft has pulled up their knickers and given the gaming world a taste of their next Assassin’s Creed game. The son of a bitch is next-gen only, and will (at the very least) let you roam the streets of France and get your stabby-stabby, stealthy-stealthy on.
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS’ comic ‘POWERS’ becoming TV show. ON PLAYSTATION. Word?
Well then. Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Oeming’s original comic Powers is finally coming to flat screens around the world. It’s been talked about for ages, and well fuck my greasy knobs!, it’s coming. But here’s the interesting thing. The son of a bitch is coming courtesy of PlayStation. Yep.
‘INFAMOUS: SECOND SON’ lead designer has peaced out from Sucker Punch.
ALL THE LEAD DESIGNERS ARE LEAVING! All! It feels like every time I turn around another motherfucker has left their perch as Lead Designer of Studio X. This time it’s Jaime Griesemer, Lead Guy of Sucker Punch.
‘TITANFALL 2’ is going MULTIPLATFORM. The Gods Be Kind.
Praise the Butt Lords, Titanfall 2 is going multiplatform. ‘Cause you see – I’m the douchebag who owns an XB1 and a PS4. However, most of my good friends are squarely in the Sony camp. They’re not frivolous pieces of shit with their money. So this means I spend a good amount of time getting thrashed by myself in Titanfall with no one to console me. Such shan’t be the case with the sequel.
LEAKED: Two ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED’ games dropping this year; ONE SET IN PARIS.
Can a bro grade some papers during Spring Break? Apparently fucking not, what with shit like this breaking. From various leaking anuses across the gaming world comes this newest dribble. There are two Assassin’s Creed games dropping this year, with one taking place in Paris.
Hit the jump for more images & details & shit, oh my!
‘CASTLEVANIA’ producer Koji Igarashi has left Konami.
Remnants of my childhood continue to flake off the corpus of the gaming world. Fluttering into the abyss, as it lumbers on with nary a notice of its losses. The latest piece of childhood to no longer gain purchase on the Beast that is the Gaming Industry is the wonderful IGA/Castlevania connection.
‘BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT’ SCREENS: Gotham Never Looked So Good
Sorry to all my plebeian friends who ain’t into the next-gen game. You see, I’m fucking stoked that the new Batty installment is only for the new consoles, and I sadly don’t care who that cuts out. ‘Cause focusing on the highest tech (that would have sounded so cool in 1997) has the fucking visuals BOOMING. (This never sounded cool.)
Hit the jump for all the screens.
LEAKED: Amazon’s GAMING CONTROLLER. Set-Top Box, Get!
Amazon’s getting into the gaming business. We’ve sort of known that for a while. But like the sneaking suspicion that I caught herpes from that really good looking homeless dude behind 7-Eleven, the proof is in the cock sores. Listen, this metaphor worked in my head. Shh.
Hit the jump for more pictures. Some details. Stuff.
