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Dude says he’s using GAMESTOP as his “PERSONAL BANK.”
Even if this story ain’t true, it’s fucking brilliant. Some dude claims to have gotten fucking fed up with his local bank after being constantly hit with overdraft charges. So now he plunks down hard cash whenever he gets paid on game pre-orders. Needs some dough? Goes into the GameStop and cancels his pre-order. Money back in hand. Regardless of whether or not this is true, I’m fucking feeling it. Goddamn I was in GameStop today and they tried to sell me on countless pre-orders, and motherfucking disc scratch protection. Dude printed out a goddamn list of PS4 games and suggested I look through it! So fuck GameStop, and a metaphorical stroke of this dude’s genius cock for the idea.
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GameStop sales holiday sales achieve new high of $3.15 billi. So many Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.
GameStop! The infernal machine that drudges on, shucking off assassination attempts from many a foes. They shall take your used games and shove them down another gamer’s dumb throat at a mighty profit! They cannot be stopped!, having turned a record high in holiday sales. Despite selling less new software. The machine. Cannot be stopped.
SON OF A BITCH: GAMESTOP MANAGERS getting PS4 & SEVEN GAMES AT LAUNCH.
How quickly can I infiltrate the ranks of GameStop? I must walk among them, showing prowess at peddling bullshit warranties and slamming pre-orders down customers’ throats. For if I can ascend to manager by November 15, I will get myself a free PS4.
XBOX ONE’S F**KING USED GAME SALES method revealed.
We now (may) know how the Xbox One’s used games sale mechanism will function.
Rumor: PS4 to restrict used games. GameStop stock responds by crapping its pantaloons.
GameStop makes a lot of its money off duping scrubs like me into giving them my used games, and flipping the piggies for something comfortably close to the original price. If Sony has its way, this entire ecosystem of fanboy and fangirl exploitation is going to dry up like a motherfucker. Naturally, this has sent GameStop into a panic. You can find it running in circles, proclaiming the end of doom. Follow the shouts until you find the man clad in horse skin, mouth slathered with gravy.
GameStop throws its weight behind OUYA. F**king right.
Ouya is the little pet project that gets a lot of us caressing steel-hardened nipples. What about the world beyond us outliers, though? If GameStop and the weight of its considerable corporate taint is anything to go by, the console will be getting some mainstream love as well.
GameStop Ending GameCube TRADE-INS On April 2. Moment Of Silence.
GameStop is declaring April 2, 2012 as the day they stop accepting GameCubes for trade-in. It blew my asshole sky high to know that they even accepted them up until now. G’damn! What they throwing at these things, thirty-cents?
GameStop Selling Specialized Android Tables In 200 U.S. Stores. iCare?
Woof! Coming out of the box with a brutal pun. GameStop wants in on the handy-dandy-profit-candy that is mobile wandering gaming time. It’s been known that they were going to release a tablet, and now they’re doing a test run.
GameStop Has Its Own Tablet Coming, Runs On Android.
Tablets, tablets, tablets everywhere! Last week word broke on the Amazon Kindle tablet, and this week it seems that Gamestop wants itself some of that fuckin’ pie. I don’t blame them. When the going gets intangible, the uh, intangible gets…co-opted by Gamestop?
Yeah!
GameStop Removing Deus Ex OnLive Coupons From Its Retail PC Copies. Amazing.
The PC version of Deus Ex Machina that was released this week comes packaged with a coupon for a free OnLive version of the game. This angers the mighty GameStop, who has instructed its employees to open those new copies and take take those fuckers out.
