#August2013

Rumor: ‘G.I. JOE: RETALIATION’ DIRECTOR JON M. CHU to direct ‘STAR TREK 3.’

Star Trek Into Something.

I don’t know Jon M. Chu’s works. So while I’m inclined to write something unfairly catty like “I bet you all wish Abrams was still aboard that fucking Enterprise!”, it’d just be empty and pointless. So uh. Yeah. Anyone familiar? I wanted to see Retaliation (I love me some Rock), but never got around to it.

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‘G.I. JOE: RETALIATION’ RESHOOTS Add More Channing Tatum, Make Him Less Dead

We knew that G.I. Joe: Retaliatory Remarks Said With Guns  was getting reshoots to add a third (how about a second? lol!) dimension to the flick. Unsurprisingly however, it seems the reshoot will also be adding more Channing Tatum.

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‘G.I. JOE RETALIATION’ THEATRICAL TRAILER: Guns, Swords, Quips.

Here’s the trailer for  G.I. Joe Retaliation.  Nothing gets me totally amped up for global spending on war and defense like a pack of gorgeous hard bodies making bloodshed and warfare seem so fucking sexy.

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Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation. It’s Out Of Its Goddamn Mind ++

Oh lord. I loved the original G.I. Joe, and this one looks just as fucking ridiculous, absurd, stupid, and entertaining as the first one. It’s all that, and supplemented with The Rock and Bruce Willis. Fuck yeah.

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