#May2014
‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ SEASON 2 to have three leads, explore the “PSYCHOSPHERE’
Well, I’m glad that True Detective‘s second season doesn’t seem any less bonkers than its first. In addition to letting us know the show will have three leads, creator Nic Pizzolatto has revealed the show is exploring the Psychosphere of California. I have no idea what the fuck this means, but killer. Gnarly.
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JESSICA CHASTAIN offered lead in SEASON 2 of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’
Jessica Chastain has been offered the lead role in True Detective‘s second season. Fuck yes. I’ve been a fan of Chastain since Tree of Life and Zero Dark Thirty, so this casting has me rather excited. Accept the role, Jessica! For all of us!
FX announces ‘LOUIE’ RETURN DATE. Absurdist Misery Incoming!
Louie. Louis CK. Ya’ll both been gone from my television-set for a while now. I appreciate the the hiatus, and I appreciate that FX let you take it. You’ve been taking your time, refining your shit. Nothing worse than trying to force material if it ain’t there. However, there has been a pall without you. So I’m fucking stoked to see that you’re returning soon. Soon!
LOUIS CK developing SECOND SERIES AT FX.
Ain’t this the glory. There is a good chance that we will be getting not one, nay! not one at all!, but two series from Louis CK on FX.
‘COMMUNITY’ RETURNING IN JANUARY. Infinitly Cool, Cool, Cool.
The show I love that by all signs shouldn’t have gotten a glorious fifth season and definitely shouldn’t have regained its creator is coming back this January. Rejoice, all ye faithful.
‘XCOM: ENEMY UNKNOWN, getting EXPANSION titled ‘ENEMY WITHIN’ this November.
Intergalactic foreign-entity boner arriving in my pants! My tingling tip has just received news that one of my favorite games of the last year is seeing an expansion. Yeah, brah. I’m talking about XCOM. What is one of the few things that could make the title more dope? Fucking mech suits for your squad members.
Cosplay: LADY LOKI makes me HORNED. Get it? #Groan
During Boston Comic Con I came to the conclusion that I am in love with Lady Loki. Don’t matter who is cosplaying her. Don’t matter what’s going on in those pantaloons. I’m down. Whatever we’re talking about wrangling. Lady Loki, I choose you.
WARREN ELLIS’ ‘DEAD PIG COLLECTOR’ scheduled for JULY 30 RELEASE. Boing goes my groin.
When Warren Ellis unexpectedly severed ties with his publisher, I shat. I shat gooey shit-shat all over the inside of my jeans, shorts, dress pants. The scathing went on for days. For, I wondered, what the fuck was going to happen to his digital crime novella? Dead Pig Collector? Sure I heard it was picked up by another house, but when would it drop?
Well, it appears I can stop making caca.
THE BRIGHTEST F**KING TIMELINE: DAN HARMON officially returns to ‘COMMUNITY.’
Oh Jesus Christ, feel these nipples. Careful though, careful. They are fucking sharp. Ready to slice through cynicism and pave a way into the glorious dimension where Dan Harmon is still on Community. Oh wait, that’s this one? Yesss.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ Trailer #3: EPIC FEELS, EPIC EXPLOSIONS.
Jesus Christ, so help me. If you watch this trailer and you don’t feel things man, I have nothing to offer you.
