#February2015

‘Not A Hero’ Trailer & Release Date: Sprite-based Hyperviolence dropping May 7

‘Just Cause 3’ Debut Trailer: Fire & Brostone

Confirmed: SPIDER-MAN joining MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, role being recast

Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Free at last! Free at last! Spider-Man has been (somewhat) released from his Sony Pictures Prison, and joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And with that new beginning brings a new Spider-Man, as the role is being recast. The new Web-Slinger will first debut in a MCU movie before snagging his own. Given the Marvel timeline that has Parker’s own movie dropping in 2017, it seems his debut will be Civil War and not Infinity War. If I had to fucking guess.

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‘Star Wars’ Non-News: Theme Park plans coming soonz!!!

Star Wars.

I went to Harry Potter World last month in Orlando. It was fucking awesome. Staggering around Diagon Alley was like, straight-up existing in a magical world. And I wasn’t HIGH. It was THAT CONVINCING. But all I could think while I was there, of course, was “Man, I need a Star Wars experience like this.”

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‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building

Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.

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YES – Spotify coming to PlayStation

ballin

Fuck yes! One of the things I miss most in my gaming diet is rocking out to my own tunes whilst ripping shit up. I’ve been devoting time to Far Cry 4 lately EN FUCKING MASSE. And while Kyrat rules, it would rule more if I could Run The Jewels while launching tub-thumpin’ grenades.

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Game Informer’s February cover reveal: ‘Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End’

Fuck yes.

Goddamn, this game is coming out this year. I SAY GODDAMN.

‘Uncharted 4’ Gameplay Video: 2015 Is Far Away

Uncharted 4

I fucking miss you, Nathan Drake. And when I see you in next-gen glory, your absence in my life is felt as a physical hunger. I need you. Your half-tuck. Your unkempt neck hair. Your gunplay.

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‘No Man’s Sky’ Portal Gameplay Trailer: Space Is The Place

No Man's Sky

I’m not exaggerating when I say my caffeine-addled, medicated brain can barely contain its excitement when watching the trailers for No Man’s Sky. The game is giving me, like, everything I’ve ever wanted in space exploration. FUCK. YES. GIMME. SHITFUCKYES. Penis-titties?

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NASA’s Orion launch is a f**king success. Behold America’s new space-craft.

Orion!

NASA’s Orion spacecraft is a pretty big fucking component of their drive towards Mars. So glory, glory, glory be to The Force that its launch went fucking perfectly perfect today.

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