#October2013

Dope Poster: EVERY ‘STAR WARS’ CHARACTER from THE TRILOGY

These fucking characters.

Max Dalton is beast mode as fuck. Dude has conjured up a sweet ass print that features every Star Wars character. From all three movies. Eh? See what he did there? See what I’m doing? It’s pretty great.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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WATCH: That original BOBA FETT SCREEN TEST. You know, Jango’s clone.

Boba Fett screen test.

It must be “Hey, check out old as fuck Star Wars footage week.” You know, in honor of America. I don’t mind, though! Not one bit. The latest footage is from Boba Fett’s first screen test. From way, way back when. Prior to the days when Boba was just some annoying-as-fuck clone of Jango Fett.

Oh.

You Prequels.

Fuck.

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Turkish STAR WARS Knock-Off Figures Are Crazy; Make More Sense Than Prequels

Forget the Force being strong with me, I need to get down with the  Uzay. Such is the name of a line of Star Wars  action figure knock-offs rolled out in the late 1980s in Turkey. As far as I’m concerned, the Turkish masterminds behind this line of figures were simply cleaning up lore, and elaborating on obvious concepts. Or losing their goddamn minds.

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