#April2014
Lucasfilm addresses ‘STAR WARS’ EXPANDED UNIVERSE. Dismisses It. And Keeps It?
Lucasfilm has finally come out and smashed the hopes, dreams, and dork-souls of many an SW:EU fan. Or maybe not? Frankly, it seems like they’re sort of doing two things. 1) Stating the obvious. Which is to say VII-IX is obviously not going to fucking follow the EU. 2) Announcing that the EU content will be slowly appropriated into the new Standardized Canon as they see fit, or perhaps more specifically as it can be made to fit.
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IRONY: George Lucas tells filmmakers, “DON’T GET ENAMORED WITH TECHNOLOGY.”
Ah. As if we needed more proof that George Lucas has absolutely no self-awareness. The former Czar of Star Wars was speaking at USC School of Cinematic Arts this week, and he launched into a hilarious assault. On himself. Without realizing it.
George Lucas Stepping Away from LucasFilm; Going To Experiment With Movies That Contain “Acting”, and “Plot”
George Lucas is once again insisting that he is taking all his toys and going home. He is going to distance himself from LucasFilm and return to the smaller, experimental films of hi previous clone body. I am skeptical.
New ‘STAR WARS’ Project Coming, ‘STAR WARS 1313’, What Could It Mean?! More Toys, Idiot.
Oh golly gosh! A new Star Wars project is coming, tipped off courtesy of some blunt-force domain registrations. Just what is Star Wars 1313? More money for the Fuck Face.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Is To Be Released In 3D; Taste The Suck In New Dimensions.
Pig Fucker Lucas is set to release the first of his botched abortion, straggling kicking legs out of a vagina, bloody soul crushing prequels in 3D. I will not be happy until George Lucas is finger-raped by a midget with gigantism of the fingers. Want the press release? Whatever, fuck you!
