#August2012

‘METAL GEAR SOLID: GROUND ZEROES’ announced. Sexy Snake is back, yo!

People attending the Metal Gear 25th anniversary event were lucky enough to catch a glimpse at the next MGS jam. The game is titled Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, and if the teaser footage is any indication, we’re getting sexy Snake back. I’m pumped. Don’t get me wrong, having Snake as an old wizened piece of shit in MGs4 made sense thematically. Emotionally, it was a drag carrying his old fart balls around.

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The NEXT METAL GEAR SOLID’S engine will be revealed AUGUST 30. Scissors, or something.

Hideo Kojima is almost ready to pull down the pants of the engine that’s going to power the next Metal Gear Solid. The good sir will be revealing the Fox Engine at an event on August 30. There’s no news if this same engine will be taught an algorithm to generate even more impressively complex, overly soggy philosophical ideas for the series’ narratives.

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‘ZONE OF THE ENDS’ SEQUEL Revealed. Nostalgia Pants Creaming

How totally gnarl (yeah, gnarl  it’s the cool kids slang down at the local swing set) is this? Finally, Zone of the Enders  is coming back! to our consoles.

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