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Here’s a new trailer for Final Fantasy XV. The first half is the usual pretentious, half-fried nonsense that has come to embody Japanese storytelling in my dumb, thick-headed skull. The second half of the trailer is a parade of gorgeous, hyper-kinectic visuals detailing the combat system.

This is a fair trade to me.

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I’m running out of headlines, folks. Been blogging for a solid twelve hours now. I’m really enthused for this game. Maybe it’ll let me down. Maybe it won’t. The Diet Pepsi coiling itself around my brain stem tells me not to worry about it. To just take off my pants. Run through the lightly falling rain. Hide in a trash can. Eat banana rinds.

I should listen, right?

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