#September2016

‘Final Fantasy XV’ begins “Open World”, becomes more “Linear” in Second Half

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I don’t really know what to make of this news. Or rather, I don’t know what it means. Apparently Final Fantasy XV is going to start off “open world”, as the magical boy band drives around the world. Fighting Titans, jerking each other off in gas station bathrooms (as all bro road trips should be), cruising in their car. However, the title will become more linear in the second half of the game. Okay. Fine. I’m sort of with it so far. But what gives me a pause is when in an interview the game director says “we made it in a way that you’ll also get to advance through it as you have in conventional Final Fantasy games“, which, huh. Wait.

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Reports: ‘Final Fantasy XV’ has been delayed until November 29

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Well, at least Final Fantasy XV is still, uh, coming out this year, right?

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‘Final Fantasy XV’ dropping September 30, according to accidentally released GameSpot video

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Well, there you have it. Final Fantasy XV is really real, and dropping at the end of September.

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‘Final Fantasy XV’ is playable from start to finish. This is news?

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This is a testament to how sad Square has become. They’re announcing that you can play their game from “start” to “finish” — hey, awesome! Square, that is sort of your job, to complete the game that’s been in development for thirty-nine years. Still, snark aside, I’m excited that this game may be real but also probably suck.

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