I have a friend who has an Android and I can never guess his dumb fucking lock pattern. So I just do it so many times that it locks itself out and then I laugh at him. Depending on your perspective, I’m in good company. The Feds!

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The Juggalos are  a beautiful national blight that  I’m glad exist. A reminder of the banal hyperreality consumer driven identification scheme we all partake in. The FBI? They’re not really feeling them. At all.

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