#December2013
‘FAST & FURIOUS 7’ being rewritten to give Paul Walker the proper send-off.
A couple of weeks ago I lamented without irony the passing of Paul Walker. Unspoken at the time due to the sweet Bro Dude’s passing was my concern over the Fast & Furious franchise’s future. Also without irony the series of movies are some of my favorite, serving as a healthy conduit for my homoerotic tendencies, desire to drive fast, and stare at Vin Diesel’s ears. It appears that the seventh film is struggling with the same difficulties, though screenwriter Chris Morgan is attempting to find the proper way to sally forth.
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RONDA ROUSEY in talks for ‘FAST & FURIOUS 7.’ All is wonderful.
Pop quiz! How do you improve what has been scientifically proven to be the best blockbuster franchise since the Mighty Ducks saga? You add Ronda Rousey. Many know her as the women’s champion in the UFC. I know her as that lady who I DATE in SOME SPLINTER UNIVERSE that I am desperately attempting to SLIDE INTO.
Denzel Washington turns down ‘FAST & FURIOUS 7’ ROLE. YOUR LOSS, DUDE.
This sort of aggression will not stand, mannn. Denzel Washington turned down a role in the sequel to this year’s empirically greatest, most testicle-caressing philosophical adventure. Ya’ll know the one I’m talking about. And this, Denzel. This makes you an uber-jabroni.
