#April2019

‘Fast & Furious 9’ adds John Cena to its cast. May this franchise never, ever end.

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I legitimately love the bro-eroticism, fantastic action, and oily body of the Furious franchise so, so much. And while I’ve been particularly focused on mashing my knob to the Rock’s spin-off movie, this F9 news also rules.

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‘Fast and Furious’ 9 and 10 get release dates; ride or die through 2021

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Can we call the Fast and Furious movies and their alleged prequels and spin-offs the Dieselverse? ‘Cause with Vinny D dropping release dates for the ninth and tenth installments of the franchise before the eighth even arises, it sure feels like a cinematic universe.

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