#September2014
‘Far Cry 4’ Trailer: Cry For Help, Don’t Text
With Destiny eating shit, Watch_Dogs being mediocre, and pretty much every other game I was anticipating this year pushed to 2015, all my gaming hopes and dreams fall on Far Cry 4 this year. The latest trailer features the game’s Zany Bad Guy, and it does nothing to dissuade my excitement.
No Comments
E3 2014: ‘FAR CRY 4’ Gameplay Demo & First Five Minutes
DO YOU LIKE CRYING WHILE FAR AWAY? Or how about USING WEAPONIZED PACHYDERMS? Far Cry 4 won my ass last night, and it’s currently shopping around for the lube it’s going to use to pleasure it. I’m ready, willing, and eager to get on with its complete domination of my fanboy g-spot.
E3 2014: ‘FAR CRY 4’ on PS4: Friend doesn’t need game to play with you
Far Cry 4 came on the screen during Sony’s E3 presser and promptly dominated my balls. However, Sony dropped a fucking bomb just as I was imploring a friend to buy the game so we could play together. If you want a friend to join in your epic mountainous battle with elephants and locales and shit, your friend doesn’t need to own the game. Wut.
‘FAR CRY 4’ plot synopsis leaked. But…who cares?
Don’t get me wrong. I’m fucking stoked and pumped and jacked like a proper bro for Far Cry 4. But the primary quality that had me swooning over its predecessor was the beauty of roaming the Island by myself. Encountering unscripted mayhem. The vomitcore story was ancillary, and thankfully easily ignored. But yeah, here’s the plot synopsis for Far Cry 4. ‘Cause it needs one, I guess.
‘FAR CRY 4’ dropping THIS NOVEMBER.
Fuck yeah! Far Cry 4 is coming this November. And while it’ll certainly lead to weight gain, neglect of my students, and dementia, I cannot wait for this fucking game.
Rumor: ‘FAR CRY 4’ will be BROING OUT IN THE HIMALAYAS in 2015
My taint is ready to be slathered in bro goo and deployed back into the world of Far Cry. It’s been too long! Miss the Island. Miss the Blood Dragons. Good news for me then, that apparently the next installment of the mofuckah’ is arriving in early 2015. I can do this. I can make it.
