#August2015

‘Fallout 4’ Factoids: No level cap, can keep playing after story ends

Fallout 4.

Fallout 4 is going to ruin my life. And I cannot wait.

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‘Fallout Anthology’ is the entire series packaged in a nuclear bomb

Fallout Anthology

I cannot afford this (fuck buying a house), I would not play half these titles (fuck my attention span), but I still want to buy this delicious collection of post-apocalyptic.

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Bethesda letting fan pay for ‘Fallout 4’ with bottle caps. 2,200 bottle caps.

NUKKACOLERS

Good Guy Bethesda letting a fan buy Fallout 4 with bottle caps. Good Guy Bethesda generating some positive buzz for themselves. Not like they need it. Everyone is slushy-groined over Fallout 4 (or GTFO). But why not capitalize on the good will and keep it going? However, may I suggest an additional means of generating good will? Let me pre-order the fucking Pip-Boy edition of the game for PS4! Fuck! Shit! Ass!

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Monday Morning Commute: ReAugment Your Proto-Body

mmcciug

Welcome back to Monday Morning Commute! Missed it last week. Was away. Being on a “honeymoon” with the “love of my life” doing “cool things.” Naw — I’m just fucking around. It was pretty fantastic. But here I am. A year-and-a-half journey has come to its end and now SAM-OMEGA and I “on to the next chapter of our life”, which hopefully doesn’t “cost thousands upon thousands of dollars” to live out like the previous one.

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‘Fallout 4’ E3 Gameplay Demo: Nine Minutes Of Post-Apocalyptic Bliss

‘Fallout 4’ is dropping November 10.

‘Fallout 4’ Reveal Trailer: The Apocalypse Comes To Boston!

Bethesda teasing new ‘Fallout’ game, announcement TOMORROHGODYES.

OH GOD.

It’s happening. It’s finally, finally, finally happening.

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‘Fallout 4’ Rumors: LinkedIn profile confirms its existence, cinematic trailer

Fallout

Fallout 4 is coming, Fallout 4 is coming! Please, this time, let the fucking rumors be true. If the motherfucker isn’t revealed around this E3, we ride!

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Bethesda holding first ever E3 Conference this year. ‘FALLOUT 4’ OR F**KING BUST

Bethesda.

Bethesda. Just. Just let me fucking tell you. If you’re holding an E3 conference, for the first time ever, and it isn’t to announce Fallout 4. Just. Just expect a dude clad in his own used underwear and painted in his own DNA to rush the stage. Hint: that dude is me.

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