#May2013

Opinions Vary: CRAP YOUR PANTS, YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN.

GO AHEAD CRAP YOUR PANTS.

This is the cold hard truth. Or should I say the squishy warm truth. At least once in our lives, we have filled our pants with brown yuck-yuck. Whether we are younglings, freshly emerged from our mother’s labia, or we are old as shit incontinent motherfuckers. At some point we have crapped our pants. Desperate waste has slithered down our legs, compiling itself into pile of reminder. A reminder of our body’s pathetic inefficiency.

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