#July2015

First Look: Apocalypse, Psylocke, Magneto and futzing Mohawk Storm from ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

yes

Everyone’s bagging on Apocalypse in these X-Men: Apocalypse stills from Entertainment Weekly. Whatever — remember how fucking lame all the Days of Future Past promos looked? Rather, let’s keep it positive *and* talk about how fucking gnarly Storm looks.

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Empire mag reveals QUICKSILVER from ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’ So bad it rules.

Hahahaha.

This image is pure gold. Pure fucking golden stupidity. Like, I thought the fetish wear that Bryan Singer had everyone going around in was terrible, but Jesus Christ. Just look at this Beavis. It’s so bad that I want to clap in appreciation.

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WUT: QUICKSILVER going to be in ‘DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ AND ‘AVENGERS’. GOOD THING HE’S FAST, LOL.

Quicksilver.

Fuck Bryan Singer, can’t you let us fans of the Marvel movie universe have nice things? A week or whatever after Quicksilver is confirmed for Avengers 2, you come out and let the world know you’re featuring him (played by a different actor than in A2) in your upcoming nightmare.

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