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‘EPISODE VII’ on schedule despite Ford’s injury, has cast two new roles
Double scoop of Episode VII news on this Sunday. First off: the flick is on schedule! Despite General Solo’s injury! Go figure. I’m sure after Disney Corporate deployed the Robo-Ninjas with their Death-Laced Scythes, all of a sudden Abrams felt he could make the December 2018 deadline. Second off: the flick has added two more members to its already impressive cast.
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‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Movie Delayed Until 2016 ‘Cause of Ford’s Injury
SIGH. I didn’t want to talk about this here. ‘Cause just thinking about it plunges me into a pall so deep, so great, that only German latex frottage can salvage my heart. But since everyone else is digi-gabbing about it. Star Wars: Episode VII could be delayed until 2016 due to Harrison Ford’s injury. Or rewritten. I’d much rather have a delay than a rewrite, but I’d prefer to just get in December. Give him a fucking robot leg or something. THE TECHNOLOGY IS THERE.
Harrison Ford broke his leg on ‘EPISODE VII’ set. Mend Well, Good Sir.
Apparently the damage to Han Solo’s corporeal form was more than originally reported. The good Harrison Ford reportedly broke his leg whilst filming Episode VII, and is out of commission for the next eight weeks.
‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Simon Pegg has *omfg?* filmed a “Secret Role.”
GASP! GASPGASPCHOKEONDRINK. Simon Pegg has filmed a “Secret Role” in Episode 77: S7ar Wars: Solo In The Jungle Falcon, Watch Out For That Tree Door!. If this shit is true, I imagine it as nothing more than some sort of cameo giving a lifelong Star Wars fan a part as a hook-up.
Abrams denies MILLENNIUM FALCON set-photos. While INSIDE MILLENNIUM FALCON.
Shout out to J.J. Abrams for apparently developing a sense of humor about the recent leaks from the sets of Episode VII. In the past the dude would have moped into his room, pumped three or four loads into his Mystery Box, and passed out in a malaise. But perhaps he has found the Serenity Prayer, and taken to acceptance. ‘Cause while he has used Twitter to ask for the leaks to stop, he’s done it with a wink and a grin not typically found in the lad’s arsenal.
Moar ‘EPISODE VII’ Set Photos: Classic Spaceships Bein’ Built
Yes, I’m going to post these new set photos. No, I’m not going to specify which classic spaceships. Yes, the internet has probably already ruined it for you. Putting potential spoilers in post titles for cheap clicks > preserving the sanctity of the first viewing in this day and age.
Monday Morning Commute: The FPS In The High Castle
Welcome to Monday Morning Commute, fellow swine! Oh shit, you didn’t mean to stop here? Then carry on! You’re not swine. You’re just useless! Ha! Ingest my Hate-Gravy! Ah fuck, rambling again. Anyways – yeah – MMC. The column where we share the various things we’re looking forward to/enjoying/masturbating at/dreading/thinking about during a given week. Simple? Right? First you glance at my insipid list, then you share your own tasty morsels.
‘EPISODE VII’ Set Photos: Real creatures, vehicles, sets, oh my
These pictures have been on the Internet for like twelve hours now. Which in World Wide Web time, is a year and a half. In Fanboy-Geekstream time it’s something like three millenia. But I don’t care! I want to cover it. Here’s a batch of photos from an Episode VII set. They feature a gargantuan creature, some sets, and a vehicle. I know that there are those out there already all like “Listen excited fanboy, the Prequels actually had real sets, too.” I GET IT. Just let me be excited. I need this. For my mind.
‘EPISODE VII’ News: Lupita Nyong’o and Gwendoline Christie join cast
An Oscar winner and fucking Brienne of Tarth have joined Episode VII. I understand I stroke it to Wampa porn and worship at the altar of the Force, so I may be biased. But I’m losing my fucking mind over this cast.
‘EPISODE VII’ Video: New alien revealed, help children, physical set locations
Okay let’s not be classless and focus on what society totally tells us is the most important part about this video okay okay okay. There’s an opportunity for us all to donate to Star Wars: Force For Change and receive a variety of rewards. But we’ll do it for humanity. Right? Right! OKAYFUCK. Now can I talk about how awesome it is that S7ar Wars is shooting on real sets? And using physical models like we see for its creatures? Am I allowed? FUCK. I’M EXCITED. See it for yourself.
