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‘Episode VII’ adds Jar Jar Abrams pal Greg Grunberg
I don’t know why, but I’m just going to call him Jar Jar Abrams until he proves himself otherwise. Do I think he will? YES. Is that going to get in the way of me calling him such until the first trailer comes out and BLOWS OFF MY TITS? NO. Said Jar Jar has added one of his total BFFs to the cast of Episode VII.
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‘Episode VII’ News: Syrio Forel (Miltos Yerolemou) joins the f**king cast
If you watch Game of Thrones and you weren’t totally swooning over Syrio Forel — stop fucking lying. J.J. Abrams seems intent on stacking the cast for Episode VII with a bevy of my bitties. And the latest to join the cast is Miltos Yerolemou, who plays the aforementioned awesome swordsman.
More ‘Episode VII’ Leakage: Peep Han Solo’s costumes in the flick
When it leaks, it pours! Or so I say when I pass out under the computer chair with a bladder full of Diet Dew. After awhile, wiping up your own fluids off the linoleum becomes uncomfortable easy. But uh! Anyways. Episode VII‘s EPICENTER got itself some mega-leakage today, too. Hot off the Glazed Nips of seeing some Stormtrooper helmet designs comes a look at Han Solo’s garb.
‘Episode VII’ News: These are maybe the new Stormtrooper helmets
Yeehaw! Here’s the latest batch of Episode VII non-news! Some internet website Indie Revolver is claiming that they’ve acquired looks at the new iterations of the classic Stormtrooper helmet. Maybe they’re right! Maybe they’re wrong. In either case, they’re after the jump.
‘Episode VII’ Non-News: Mark Hamill has a goddamn power beard
Yeah this is legitimately not news at all. But it’s Star Wars and I’m a dirty gaping maw eagerly wanting to be filled with all bits of Episode VII minutiae.
‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This is Gwendoline Christie’s role?
Ya’ll smart enough to know the Space-Ship Omega, beclad in seminal fluids and Star Wars figures, wasn’t going to go a day without an Episode VII rumor. The latest one (which frankly I thought was already covered by The Big Sites?) pertains to Gwendoline Christie’s role.
‘Episode VII’ Teaser Image: Return of the X-Wing!
J.J. Abrams has dropped a sexy look at a mofuckin’ X-Wing (or a Z-95 Headhunter depending on whom you ask) in his latest video for the charity Force for Change,. I sort of assumed the son of a bitch would be back, but seeing it in its filthy glory definitely gets my knobs swelling.
‘Episode VII’ Rumors: This may be the very general plot!
Perchance, perhaps, this is the very first leak of Episode VII’s plot. I cheated. I peeked. But I don’t feel particularly ruined. More piqued.
‘Episode VII’ News: Christina Chong has been cast in the galaxy far, far away
All-diversity-everything these days on the Episode VII set. News has Christina Chong (who/whom/whatever/ I’m not familiar with) joining the cast in an unspecified role. Which pretty much describes the role of every single member of the cast outside of the OT-OG folks returning.
Confirmed: ‘Episode VII’ filming IMAX sequences
It’s been confirmed! There are going to be some giant fucking star fields in Episode VII.
