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‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ CASTING BREAKDOWN hangs SEVEN MAJOR CHARACTER REVEALS
Thought I had shaken the Episode VII bug whilst gone? Kiss the blueberry pancakes dangling from my ass! Wait, what? So uh yeah, anyways. A casting breakdown for the flick has leaked, bringing with it seven major character descriptions. Better than that? A little honey on top of your boner? LucasFilmPeople have confirmed it to be legit.
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‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Story stars UNCLE LUKE, AND JEDI KIDS.
I don’t particularly buy this rumor, but I really dig anything Star Wars related. So I’ll indulge it. If the latest batch of boiling nonsense is to be believed, Episode VII is going to be starring Uncle Luke and his Force-sensitive niece and nephew.
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ RUMOR: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers UP IN THE GALAXY?
Take this with so much salt that you being to seize. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers has been linked to Episode VII as the franchise’s first potential cast member. Like I said. So much salt.
Monday Morning Commute: SHALL WE BEGIN?
Welcome to Monday Morning Commute – the weekly tribal meeting where those upon the SpaceShip Omega share what they’re interested in during the next seven or so days. The exercise is designed to pollinate each other’s lives with both shared and new arts and farts, in an effort to mitigate the tediousness that Existence can become.
Time is short, let’s tug on one another.
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ to begin shooting in EARLY 2014. MY NIPPLES.
Why is this news? Because I jack off into a sock that I’ve fashioned to look like Chewbacca! That’s why. A new Star Wars is less than a year from filming. Oh God, the texture of my nipples as I type that sentence.
Abrams expects JOHN WILLIAMS to drop the tunes for ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’ G’damn right.
This just feels right, no? J-Daddy Lensflare expects the master of all Star Wars tunage to be returning to the franchise for Episode VII. While I’ve thought Williams has been sort of mailing it in the past couple of works (heresy, I know, whatever), just the idea of having the man behind the iconic score(s) makes me a bit wet in the slop-house.
PATTON OSWALT’S ‘EPISODE VII’ PITCH gets a LENS FLARE-FILLED POSTER.
Patton Oswalt’s pitch for Episode VII that ripped up the Internets yesterday? Yeah, it has itself a pretty amazing goddamn poster now.
Watch: PATTON OSWALT’s brilliant ‘STAR WARS’ x ‘MARVEL’ crossover pitch.
Patton Oswalt is appearing on this week’s episode of the fucking fantastic Parks and Rec. One of the preeminent Lords of Dork was asked by the show to play a filibusterer, and given the choice to ramble about whatever he wanted. Oswalt delivered with nothing less than a delicious hallucinatory pitch for a Star Wars x Marvel crossover that we would all love. Don’t deny it.
Joss Whedon: I wouldn’t have brought back original characters for ‘EPISODE VII.’
Well, here is the big comment from Whedon that is slithering its way through the Inter-Pipes of Geek-Fandom tonight. Let’s engage it, and then let me know where you side in the debate. Me? I’m pretty much in the middle. I would have been happy if they weren’t in the series, but I’m also okay with it. Provided, of course, it is done well. At the very least, I feel Whedon’s sentiment.
