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More ‘Episode VII’ Leakage: Peep Han Solo’s costumes in the flick
When it leaks, it pours! Or so I say when I pass out under the computer chair with a bladder full of Diet Dew. After awhile, wiping up your own fluids off the linoleum becomes uncomfortable easy. But uh! Anyways. Episode VII‘s EPICENTER got itself some mega-leakage today, too. Hot off the Glazed Nips of seeing some Stormtrooper helmet designs comes a look at Han Solo’s garb.
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Guillermo del Toro turned down ‘EPISODE VII.’ Well, taints.
Well, crap. This one is a kick to the jimmies. It is looking like a plethora of talented Hollywood directors want nothing to do with the utter landmine that Episode VII could turn out to be. Guillermo del Toro is one of those directors. Even prior to The Franchise’s Resurrection, my brother and I would bandy about this good sir’s name. His love of creature creation, his appreciation for the use of prosthetics and make-up over CGI. All of these were a few of our favorite things. Whelp, he is out. O-u-t.
Rumor: YAVIN 4 all sorts of a Jedi Academy in ‘EPISODE VII’? Maybe. Who the hell knows!
Holy shit balls! We haven’t had a Star Wars rumor in like a week! That’s insaneo. I was trembling, my nipples groaning from lack of Force-flicking. I can rest easy now however, with this latest rumor surrounding good old Yavin IV.
Rumor: Latest ‘STAR WARS’ director possibilities are FINCHER and FAVREAU.
David Fincher? Doing a Star Wars movie? Be still my heart. Then resurrect it using midi-chlorians so I can watch the flick.
Daily ‘Star Wars’ Rumor: Lawrence Kasdan and Simon Kinberg spin-offs, not VIII & IX.
Hey man, as The Fucking Force Turns. Another day, another batch of rumors. Now Lawrence “Empire Strikes Back’s Daddy” and Simon Kinberg may not be writing the second and third movies in the new trilogy. They could be writing…spin-offs? Starring Lando and Han as they ball out of control, snorting Jawa Dust and slapping dames on the buttocks.
EPISODE VII: Carrie Fisher confirms she’s in, Billy Dee Williams sounds off, LOKI and DOCTOR WHO want in.
It’s another day. That means we have more Episode VII news. Boom! Upside your head. What do you make of all these comments? Let me hear it.
Rumor: ‘BRAVE’ co-director Brenda Chapman working on ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII.’
If you’re tired of Episode VII news, I’m sorry. I really am. Unfortunately for you, this is kid in a candy shop type swagger going on here. Almost too good to be true, almost too ludicrous to be real. The latest rumors are swirling around the co-director of Brave. A flick I never saw.
