#July2016

Abrams wants a ‘Star Wars’ anthology movie for Knights of the Ren

knights of the ren

I have to admit. I thought the Knights of the Ren were going to, you know, be in Episode VII. After all the hype surrounding them. Who knows, hopefully they’ll be featured in Episode VIII. And maybe they’ll get their own spin-off movie. I guess.

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Rian Johnson shares ‘Episode VIII’ set photos; give me this movie

 

Episode VIII

Fuck, this movie is too far away.

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Hoping to get through the week leading up to ‘Star Wars’ like

Rolling Into ‘Star Wars’ Month Like

Bless the Maker, the time is nearly upon us. It officially became Star Wars Month for me when the clock struck midnight.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Clips: Finn & Rey running, X-Wings, and More

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Extended TV Spot: Solo Always Shoots First

‘Star Wars’ Non-News: ‘Episode VIII’ script is done, says J.J. Abrams

Abrams

Don’t forget. The Force Awakens ain’t just the return of Star Wars, its the kick-off for the annual extraction of Forceful dollars from all of us Star Wars fanboys. And while there are anthology movies coming and such, it’s the “Skywalker Saga” that is the beefiest proposition for me. And just as Episode VII looms, the Episode VIII script has been finished.

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‘The Force Awakens’ International Trailer: Hope Is Not Lost Today

THe Force Awakens

Of course I futzing watched this new international trailer, replete with new footage. I have no goddamn willpower! And let me tell you — it’s futzing!!! amazing. Hiding even the video under the jump in case the video thumbnail ain’t something you want to see.

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‘The Force Awakens’ Character Posters: Up Close & Colorful

Rey.

Man. I got myself fucking Force Awakens tickets. Literally possess them. The movie is next month. And I can’t fucking wait. But Disney keeps enticing me to be more PUMPED and more JACKED and perhaps even “SWOLE” as the kids say (what’s swole in this case? Obviously my dong), with shit like this: character posters.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ World Premiere Trailer: It’s True…All Of It