#October2019
‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Final Trailer: The Force will be with you, always!
Oh fuck! It’s really ending, eh? I dig this final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker. And, that’s despite it giving us pretty much no plot. Like, what the fuck is happening? I need to know! Which, I suppose, is the point of a trailer.
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‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Trailer: So many people returning, including the Emperor?
Man, I don’t really know what’s going on in this trailer. But, it looks like the Whole Squad is reunited and having fun (one last time). I’m ready for The Rise of Skywalker.
Monday Morning Commute: God’s In Heaven / All’s Right With The World!
It’s Monday, motherfuckers! And, it’s dreary, and overcast here in the Northeastern arm of the Empire! So, I must confess. A bit of the banging of the doldrums going on over here. However let’s not wallow, right? Instead, let’s burn away the malaise with the throbbing (throbbing?), hot lights of excitement! Tell me what you’re enjoying and anticipating, here in the Monday Morning Commute!
I’ll go first!
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ poster has probably leaked and features some dope shit
Yo! So, there’s a Star Wars: Episode IX poster leak! I’m putting it after the jump in case you don’t want it spoiled!
‘Episode IX’ wraps shooting and J.J. Abrams announces it with cast photo. I got all the damn feels, dudes
Hey! It’s me! The last man on the planet (okay, aside from Rendar, Neo, Jerkface, and Bateman, I guess) stoked for Episode IX. And as the last man stoked, this picture hits me right in the groinal-feels.
‘Episode IX’ leaked image drops new looks at returning characters, plus some newbies too
Want a look at some Episode IX mofuckahs? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Honestly, nothing too spoilery, unless you consider anything Episode IX-related to be so.
Maybe: The ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ title has leaked. Let the speculation begin!
Yeah, I don’t know. This is a nothing post, based off of rumor! But, I think the leak is probably real. And, I like speculating about one of my favorite things in the known Cosmos: Star Wars. I’m posting this shit after the jump, in case you don’t want it spoiled.
‘Episode IX’ takes place one-year after ‘The Last Jedi’, as confirmed by John Boyega
Episode IX will take place one year after The Last Jedi. It’ll be released two years after The Last Jedi. And, I’m imagining, it’ll be years too early for those still smarting over the divisive flick. Me? I can’t fucking wait.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts Matt Smith in mystery role. Just make him Grand Admiral Thrawn or some shit
One of those Doctor Who fucks has joined Episode IX. Yeah! It’s the one with the bow-tie or some shit! Seriously though, he looks Grand Admiral Thrawn as fuck. Dare to dream.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts ‘Lost’ alum Dominic Monaghan in mystery role, obviously.
Dominic Monaghan is joining the Mystery Box In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, my friends! The actor will be reunited with Abrams, with whom he worked on Lost.
