#April2016
‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Teaser Trailer Teaser: Full Trailer Dropping Tomorrow
A teaser trailer’s teaser! Fuck! Yeah! Fuck yeah! More Star Wars goodness dropping tomorrow, keeping my perpetually erect fanboy-boner a nice hue of purple. Marvel and Lucasfilm just double teaming uh, that thing? Something?
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LUKE SKYWALKER’S PANTS sold for $36,000. WHAT ABOUT THE LIGHTSABER INSIDE AMIRITE.
The latest acquisition for some sort of asshole with too much money are the pants that Luke Skywalker wore while he and a bunch of terrorists were running around destroying Space-Stations in A New Hope. Them fuckers didn’t go cheap, either.
STAR WARS is 35 Years Old. Today.
May 25, 1977. I suspect few of us were even born yet. Even if, like me, your first exposure was the Special Editions in ’97, or an overused VHS copy from the ’80s, it was likely a definitive and defining element of most of our childhoods.
