#September2012
Press Start: Nintendo Hamburger Hangover
Nintendo are keen on poking the bear this week. For the purposes of this metaphor I shall be playing the bear and the poking stick is represented by the recent glut of Wii U announcements. They’re poking me into a fevered state where I suddenly find myself compelled to pre-order a brand new console and then feel dirty about it afterwards. I have some genuine soul-searching to do.
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‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Leviathan DLC is dropping August 28. We…care?
Mass Effect 3 is finally getting some DLC that isn’t promising to fix the ending. Those lasses and lads at BioWare really through themselves off their schedule when they decided to shit directly into the game code after about thirty hours of fun. They’ve finally doubled back around though, and are ready to release some new content.
EA President: We’re Going To Be 100% Digital. Hope You Have The Fat Pipes.
EA president-czar-guy Frank Gibeau has confirmed what most of us have suspected: the future lays in digital distribution. It ain’t a bit reveal that gaming companies are going to slough the tangible coil. Not at all. At the same time, it’s interesting to hear such a titan make the proclamation publicly.
EA President Still Wants ‘DEAD SPACE’ To Scare Fans; Then Why’d You Break The Game?
Ah, EA’s chief wunder-monster is trying to rally those of us Dead Space fans who point out that open-world action shooters aren’t what we want in an installment of the franchise. Unfortunately the shithead tips his hand when he drops the ubiquitous buzzword of the generation.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Extended Cut DLC Info: Hackett & EDI Confirmed
Just today I was wondering what the fuck was going on with the Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending, and no sooner do I dwell on it some info turns up. My mind has fucking powers! Imagining…Scarlett Johansson. She’s here guys. Be to the right back.
EA and Activision Settle ‘CALL OF DUTY’ Lawsuit; Aw Corporations Can F**K Nice.
The great litigation arm wrestling match between two video game Douchebag Titans is finally over. A day after settling with everyone who left Infinity Ward save its founders, EA and Activision have finally decided to play nice.
EA Spending $80 Million On NEXT-GEN DEVELOPMENT In Upcoming Year
The next-generation is coming! Batten down your hatches! Nothing is safe. You know we’re all fucked proper in this current generation when the Electronic Arts Pig Machine begins dumping the mad money into the future consoles.
Analysts: Star Wars: The Old Republic Big Risk for EA. Profundity!
Star Wars: The Old Republic has run EA a considerable amount of imperial credits in development. Utilizing this knowledge and college degrees in nonsense and speculation, analysts have come to discern that it is a big risk for the company. Not particularly insightful, but the details about what they’d have to pull to make a profit is, thereby justifying my blathering here. Right? I hope?
Rumor: ‘Dead Space’ Goes FPS, Dragon Age Goes Multiplayer. Generic Conventions, GET.
Dead Space goes FPS? Surely you jest! Dragon Age going multiplayer? Battle in the one dungeon they designed for DA2! To the death!
ModernWarfare3.com Redirects To Official Battlefield 3 Website. Amazing.
Activision and EA are going at one another big this winter. Battlefield 3 is getting released around the same time as Modern Warfare 3, in a direct challenge of CoD’s sales dominance. Some interesting side-battle cropped up this week. You see, ModernWarfare3.com now redirects the surfer to the official Battlefield 3 website.
Corporate slap fight!
