#June2011

‘BioShock Infinite’ E3 Trailer Is Outstanding. No Puns.

Oh boy. The trailer for BioShock Infinite just karate-chopped every other reveal trailer I’ve seen in the neck. It may be a fatal chop. The medics are looking over the victims now. The best part? It’s purely gorgeous gameplay, which is executed with a fluidity and rapidity that wasn’t there in the original. We’ll get all of this, and what is assuredly a storyline built to milk the philosophical glands of all us thinking geeks.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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Two ‘Uncharted 3’ E3 Trailers. November Is Far Away. Far.

I’m really feeling this year’s E3. Through some fortuitous bending of universal whims, a lot of my favorite franchises are getting reveals at the same time. One of them happens to be Uncharted 3!, with both an E3 reveal trailer as well as a gameplay walkthrough. What a blessed series. No, seriously. I love Indiana Drake, or Nathan Jones, or whatever you want to call him.

Hit the jump for the videos.

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Two ‘Mass Effect 3’ E3 Trailers Are Right Here. Biotic Tingling Everywhere.

Goodness gracious, I am not worthy. Here’s two E3 trailers for Mass Effect 3, and they have me positively losing my cool. There’s a ‘found footage’ one of the Reapers arriving, and another one that’s straight-up gameplay porn.

Hit the jump for the trailers.

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Here’s The ‘Halo 4’ E3 Reveal Trailer. Master Something-Something.

The teaser trailer for Halo 4 is now available for public consumption. Get some.

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Xbox Live Is Getting Cloud Storage For Saved Games and ‘Beacons.’

When it was announced that PS3 was getting cloud storage for saved games, I was all, ‘that’s dope, but not worth paying for.’ Well now it’s coming to XBL, and the good news is this: I’m already paying for it. Maybe like a dummy, but it’s all gravy! Cloud-based saved games was just one part of an assload of new features for XBL, including ‘Beacons.’

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‘Mass Effect 3’ Gets A Release Date, I Fist Pump.

Mass Effect 3 may have gotten delayed out of the 2011 release schedule, but at least I now have a date. A date that I absolutely have to live until.

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Here’s the ‘Ninja Gaiden 3’ Trailer From E3 Happy Times.

You want the trailer for ‘Ninja Gaiden 3’ fresh from E3 Wunderkind Super Emporium? Step inside, friends. Step inside.

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Mass Effect 3 At E3 Next Week? Engage Thrusters!

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Holy fucking shit! I’m still getting people joining in my spanking to Mass Effect 2’s Yeoman Chambers, and next week they may be announcing the final installment in the trilogy? Rly? Srsly? This game is only fucking six months old! I’m not complaining though! I’m feelin’ you, bros! How do we know all this? Why, one handy-dandy leaked FLOOR PLAN:

MASS EFFECT !!?

[via kotaku]

Fuggin’ jawesome, ya’ll. Mass Effect 3 being premiere while my buttlust for the sequel still seeps.