#June2016

‘Sea of Thieves’ E3 2016 Trailer: Rare Brings Yarr’ll A Pirate Sim

I appreciate the fuck out of the conceit of this game, Sea of Thieves. It ain’t for me. But I appreciate it.

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‘Dead Rising 4’ E3 2016 Trailer: Frank West returns for the Holidays

Microsoft confirms its upgraded Xbox One, “Project Scorpio”, dropping Holiday 2017

project scorpio inc.

The Iterative Generation, baby! All the consoles, under the same umbrella, with varying degrees of power and style. Apple, eat your fucking heart out.

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Bethesda teased ‘Wolfenstein: New Colossus’ in their E3 2016 Intro

New Colossus.

When Bethesda quickly ran through a DOS prompt in their E3 presser introduction, I was like. Fuck. That was fast. Probably something in there that’s being teased. An egg from Easter, if you will. Well, turns out. I was right! Now, I didn’t figure it out myself. I’m right, not talented, or dedicated. Funny how you can have the former, without the two latter sometimes. But anyways! Yeah. A new Wolfenstein.

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‘Fallout 4’ DLC News: Your Own Vault, Devices, and Nuka World

Fallout 4

Fuck. Man, I really need to get into playing the existing Fallout 4 DLC. ‘Cause Bethesda has already announced the next three, and with them the company continues to conspire to ruin my life. And I’ll thank them for it.

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‘Prey’ E3 2016 Trailer: I Live, I Die, I Live Again

‘Quake Champions’ E3 2016 Trailer: A Fragtastic Return

‘Mafia 3’ E3 2016 Trailer: There’s Lord Gonna Come For Your First Born Son

‘Walking Dead’ Season Three E3 2016 Trailer: Now With Playable Javier!

Yeah, can you tell I don’t play these games? But it’s E3, baby! So I’m passing this trailer along, in case you ain’t seen it yet.

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‘Battlefield 1’ E3 2016 Trailer: Your Move, Infinity Ward

I haven’t played a Battlefield game since…1942? The game, obviously. But Jesus Christ, Electronic Arts is going to get me to break the streak. This game looks fantastic.

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