#May2015

Dwayne Johnson: ‘Shazam’ movie could be released early

The Rock

The Rock is teasing us folks, hinting that his Shazam movie could be released earlier than scheduled. Hmm. I’m torn between my near-militant disdain for the DCU and my near-zealot level of love for The Rock.

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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson returning for ‘Fast & Furious 8’, a solo film a possibility

The Rock.

Rock on! Rock! On! Hahaha. Get it? Oh whatever fuck you. In a no-brainer move, the minds behind This Generation’s Greatest Franchise have brought back one of its greatest assets: Dwayne fucking Johnson.

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New ‘Furious 7’ Trailer: Ain’t Just About Being Fast, Bro

Four days since the Furious Folk’s Super Bowl drop and we’re already chewing on the delicious meaty gristle of another Furious 7 trailer?

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‘Furious 7’ Super Bowl Trailer: A car jumps from f**king building to building

Yesterday I made the proclamation that the less the F&F franchise gives a shit, the better the movies are. Apparently Furious 7 is going to be the best.

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Dwayne “THE ROCK” Johnson is officially Black Adam

The Rock

Oh! You think it’s been quiet around here? It has! Oh! You thought I wouldn’t find the time in this first week of classes to talk about THE ROCK?! EGG ON YOUR FACE, PLEBS.

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson *deciding* between playing Shazam and Black Adam

The Rock

This is how you know The Rock is the Greatest Actor our generation. The motherfucker is deciding whether he wants to play either Shazam, or Black Adam. Dude is like “Let me think about it, I’ll get back to you.” Total power move, and I love it.

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The Rock pretty much confirms he’s playing Shazam in DC Cinematic Universe

The Rock!

The Rock! Finest actor of our generation. Humanitarian. Hard throb. Greatest wrestler ever. And now Shazam. (Or Black Adam). I am sprung.

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‘HERCULES’ Trailer #2: Team Demigods Just Bring It

Hercules

As a complete fanboy of The Rock, I’m really fucking excited for this movie. And I think I have my expectations properly calibrated to enjoy it. All the film needs to provide is ridiculous dialogue, absurd action sequences, head-scratching plot points, and Dwayne Johnson whupping unfathomable amounts of ass. Judging from this trailer, all will be featured.

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THE ROCK CO-STARRING IN ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’? A more perfect union! Set for 2016.

The Rock.

The Rock is going to be co-starring in the Justice League flick? Which is going to begin filming right after Batman vs. Superman vs. Gal Godot vs. Aquaman vs. Good Taste? Now that’s a fucking doozy of a rumor.

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THE ROCK tweets about “BIG” DC RELATED MEETING. Don’t tease me, brah.

The Rock.

The Rock is going to enter the DC cinematic universe? Don’t tease me, brolo! Don’t do that. I mean, if there is anything that can save the Universe that Snyder and Goyer are Sinking it’s The Rock. Obviously? Now the big question is who would he play? For my money I’d have him play the big three. That’s right. Superman. Plastic Man. Zatanna.

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