#May2015
Facebook building DRONES WITH LASERS to bring INTERNET to errbuddy.
Facebook. Conquering virtual reality. Conquering the Internet with drones. Pretty much just conquering. Your titty pics, and bro-abs are soon going to be soaring through the air courtesy of lasers. Drones. Making them almost seem not completely self-absorbed, banality-core. Right? They’ll just be owned, stapled to the guts of the Monolithic Facebook Intertwebs. (This story is actually about something different. A little. But indulge me.)
Dude accused of using A DRONE to sneak drugs INTO PRISON. Future++
All sorts of futuristic bullshittery dropping this week. A Bitcoin exchange may or may not be stealing like millions or whatever from its users while crying poverty. And now a man is accused of using a drone to deliver drugs to a prison. Amazon Prime Air ain’t got shit on this dude.
New Orleans was planning on using DRONES to police the Super Bowl. Solid Snake nods.
Police state, wee! New Orleans was planning on using security drones to police the Super Bowl this next February. It didn’t come to pass, but it is a delicious look into the quiet erosion of homeland freedom and the implementation of such measures. Shh! Go to sleep.
THE PIRATE BAY Wants To Use DRONES To Put Servers In Sky. Futurism ++
Pirate Bay, man. They’re all, you know. Pirating. Torrenting. Naturally, the Man wants to bring them down and they need to devise ways to stay ahead of them. Their latest method is science-fiction porno, that is also a fitting middle finger to the Powers That Be.
