#November2015

‘The Revenant’ International Trailer: I Ain’t Afraid To Die Anymore

My brain-stem and rot-guts are so ready for this movie.

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‘EPISODE VII’ CAST ANNOUNCED. MY NIPPLES HURT WITH GLEE.

Sprung.

Oh baby, my nipples are hurting. Nay. My nipples are leaking from excitement. The Episode VII cast has finally been announced, and it is stocked with a cavalcade of oldies and newbies that get me taut in all the applicable places.

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