#October2015

‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ has cast Pom Klementieff in key role

pom!

I don’t know who Pom Klementieff is, but I’m down with any Guardians of the Galaxy-2-Volume-Time news.

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Pixar has announced its Dia de los Muertos film, ‘Coco’, by the ‘Toy Story 3’ team

Coco.

Pixar is finally letting us in on its long-in-development Dia de los Muertos movie. At D23, the company officially unveiled the movie, known as Coco.

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Marvel’s ‘Jessica Jones’ hitting Netflix in Q4 of 2015

Jessica Jones.

Like, time is running out, Netflix. Marvel. Disney. Triheaded Bastard Abomination. Time is running out for you to state a release date for Jessica Jones. Sure you came out today and said “late 2015”, but what the fuck does that even mean. It’s practically August. Time is running out.

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Official: ‘Star Wars’ Han Solo movie coming; helmed by ‘LEGO MOVIE’ directors

solo~

Holy crap. How do you get me to care about a Star Wars flick about Young Han Solo? In a fucking hurry? Eradicating my reservations? Put the minds behind LEGO Movie in charge of it.

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‘Kingdom Hearts 3’ E3 Trailer: Overwrought Disney Philosophy Coming In 20XX

Die, Novelty, Die: Disney (maybe) planning ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel TV channels

star warssss

Disney: They don’t just want to flood ocular globules with Marvel and Star Wars properties. They want to extract every last ounce of novelty out of those Universes, and ensure they become nothing more than another cog in their cultural imperialist machine. But uh! Maybe cool?

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‘The Force Awakens’ News: Gwendoline Christie is the Chrometrooper, ‘Captain Phasma’

Goddammit yes.

Goddamn fucking yes.

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First ‘Ant-Man’ Clip: Nothin’ here but a dumb suit

Okay: Official image of Yellowjacket from ‘Ant-Man’ movie

Ex-Telltale Developer’s ‘OXENFREE’ Trailer: Adolescence Is Supernatural