#May2018

Comcast is officially bidding for Fox’s properties, setting-up fight with Disney

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Fucking Comcast! Come on. Come on, dude. All of us MCU nerds were already stroking our pink giblets to the idea of a unified Marvel Cinematic Universe. Don’t do this do us. Don’t.

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Report: Sony may be selling its TV and movie rights. The Marvel Studios consolidation continues?

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Sony may be looking to get into that selling-their-film-and-TV-assets game, folks. It’s hard not to imagine the House of Mouse swooping in, if this sale is legit. This is notable news for comic book movie fans, as well as those who fear Disney owning the entirety of Western culture. But, hey! Maybe we’ll have Venom in Avengers 7!

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Disney/Fox deal is consummated, X-Men, Deadpool, and Fantastic Four joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe

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I can’t help but feel a bit sick at the news that Disney and Fox have consummated their deal. Like, man. Talk about a fucking monoculture. But, you know. I’m definitely going to jizz when I see Thor, Peter Parker, Cyclops, and Reed Richards saving the world together.

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Disney-Fox deal is expected to be announced on Thursday. The Monoculture embiggens!

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Yeah, we’re going to be getting some X-Men in our Marvel Studios movies, folks. I know that’s what everyone is interested in, as it pertains to the fucking Disney-Fox deal. That, and not, you know, Disney slowly acquiring our entire goddamn culture. X-Men! With the Avengers! Wee!

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Disney could close deal with Fox for its film and TV properties as early as next fucking week

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Folks, it seems as though Disney’s fattening is going to continue. If you believe the tea leaves and the echo chamber, consummation may begin as soon as next week.

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Disney’s back in talks to buy Fox and things are reportedly speeding up. Hail, the Monoculture!

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So like, is Disney going to consummate this latest engorgement, or nah? I’m trying to figure out if I can be excited about Feige and company stepping in and unfucking the X-Men and Fantastic Four movie franchises.

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‘Star Wars’ Live-Action TV series confirmed, coming to Disney streaming service. God bless torrents, right?

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Star Wars live-action TV series coming to Disney’s streaming service. And this, friends, is why the lord created torrenting.

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Disney was in talks to buy 21st Century Fox properties, as it continues to engorge itself on all culture

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According to a shit load of reports yesterday, Disney was in talks to buy a significant amount of properties from 21st Century Fox. Admittedly, the news was both bonerfying and terrifying. A mix of “holy shit, Wolverine in the Avengers” and “dear god, Disney owns all of Western culture”, you know?

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Marvel and ‘Star Wars’ movies *will* be exclusive to Disney’s new streaming service

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Remember when Disney announced they were starting a streaming service? And when they said they were taking their Marvel and Star Wars flicks and going home? But then Netflix was like woah woah, we’re going to negotiate and try and keep them? Well, Netflix ain’t keeping them. They’re going to be exclusive to the House of Mouse’s streaming service.

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Netflix in talks with Disney to keep streaming ‘Star Wars’ and Marvel movies. Move that dough, dudes

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News dropped this week that Disney was going to be taking its Star Wars and Marvel flicks to its own streaming service (starting in 20…something), and man. People were not happy. But, chin up, fair users of Netflix, it appears all might not be lost.

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