#October2011
Behold! ‘Diablo III’ Ultimate Edition. Devil-Red Priapism.
I’m certain that we’ll have shit loads of Diablo 3/WoW news coming out of Blizzcon this weekend, but for now throw this into your loins and rub it around. A couple of cruddy looking pictures of Diablo III’s Ultimate Edition. Which I’m going to be buying. Oh yes. Buying it, I shall be.
Hit the jump to check them out.
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Video: Diablo III Leaked Footage Is…Hnng. Oh God. Yes. Hnng. Character Creator.
I need Diablo III so badly. I am beginning to believe it actually exists. Today some new footage has leaked showing character select menus and the such. It makes me a bit dribbly in more than one orifice. Sorry. Gross! Nasty. When I’m this disarrayed from excitement I just reach back for the old comfort pitch: bodily fluid references.
Hit the jump.
Prepare to fap.
Blizzard Is ‘Very Serious’ About Diablo III For Consoles. Would You Play It?
Apparently Blizzard is very, very, very, totally, not lying we’re legit here serious about bringing Diablo III to consoles. Lead designer Josh Mosqueira for the game made as much clear during at Blizzard’s Gamescom press conference.
Diablo 3 Will Have Real Money Player-To-Player Auctions.
Citing the fact that there are still third-parties selling Diablo 2 items for cash, Blizzard has revealed that they’re going to cut the middle man and let players buy items off one another in auction houses in D3. For real hard cheddar. It was announced at a press gathering last week, and Vice President of Game Design Rob Pardo took a good amount of time to defend the decision.
Check Out Diablo III’s Enchantress, Templar, and Scoundrel!
It’s almost as though Blizzard has heard my fucking prayers. A couple of days after lamenting my boredom with WoW, my anxiety with SW:TOR, and my desire for Diablo III, the motherfuckers have dropped this video on my lap. Check out the enchantress, templar, and scoundrel. They ain’t new classes, no sir. They’re the Diablo III equivalent of its predecessor’s mercenary.
Fucking rock.
Hit the jump to check out the video.
Diablo III Originally Took Place In Heaven; Here’s Some Screens.
If there’s a God – and there’s probably not – we’ll be playing Diablo III this year. I’ve been sweating this game since the first expansion pack for Diablo 2. There’s been a fucking ten year dry spell. I need more Diablo III, and I need it now. What the fuck has taken so long? We may finally have an answer. This week, shit has leaked out regarding a canceled iteration of DIII.
Kotaku:
Blizzard North’s vision for the third entry hewed closely to the previous entry in visual tone as the series made the jump from 2D to 3D graphics.
More than a dozen screen shots of an early version of Diablo III shows three environments: Keep, Angelic Lands and Heaven. In Heaven, it appears the player was destined to run into some familiar Archangels, with an appearance by Tyrael.
As for the class of the character, it appears to be a fighter equipped with sword and shield, with a style that reminds us of the Paladin or a Crusader.
Hit the jump for a shitfuckton of screens from this Diabortion.
Blizzard Reveals Final Diablo III Class, The Demon Hunter! Video Inside!
Oh shit! I love me some Diablo III. I’ve been geeking out about it since it was revealed last year. I wants it, I needs it. My own, my precious! Ain’t nothing I want to do more than chase down El Diablo with a shitload of friends. Today at Blizzcon, Blizzard dropped the final class on us: the Demon Hunter. Fucking hotness. Hit the jump for the reveal video.
