Pow! Well here’s some salve to apply to my chaffed post-Mass Effect 3  gaming nipples. Not only is Diablo III  actually-maybe-potentially real, but it has a release date. Finally.

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What’s up, you fraggin’ funk masters. This is Press Start!, the column where I go “Blah, blah blah, Top 5 things in gaming that caught my eye this week. Please tell me yours too.” After I say that, this is the rest of the column, “Blah, blah, blah, moderately cool thing, dick joke, blah blah, half-baked attempt at cultural criticism, blah, blah, sort of cool thing, repeat.”

Well, shall we?

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Now that I’ve officially transitioned into fully not giving a fuck about WoW, again, I’ve turned my eyes longingly towards Diablo III. You see, the latest WoW expansion couldn’t keep me giving a fuck nearly as much as the previous one, which couldn’t hold my attention as much as the previous one, et cetera, et cetera. Decreasing returns of interest. So it’s up to the sequel to my original Blizzard love to keep my online grinding glands glazed.

Hopefully in the beta this summer.

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