#February2012
‘Diablo 3’ Still Getting A Spit Shine, No Release Date. LORD HURRY.
Diablo 3. Where are you, my good friend. I need you.I need you inside me, filling me with diabolic warmth and ephemeral seed. It appears you’re still being worked upon, getting coats of polish. Mechanisms refined. We must wait. We must! So it seems.
Here’s some info to tide us over.
Blizzard Talking Console Controls for ‘Diablo 3’, Still Won’t Confirm It.
Blizzard hasn’t officially confirmed console versions of Diablo 3. That didn’t stop them at Blizzcon from discussing them working on getting the controls right for a console version. Which is about as a soft-but-official acknowledgement as you can get.
‘Diablo 3’ To Launch In Early 2012; Scrap My Winter Break Plans.
Diablo 3. I’ve accepted that it’s really real, a fact that sends a twinge up my balls. In a glorious way. However, I got greedy. Began thinking it may come out this year. Blizzard has confirmed that it won’t, and I cry a single tear.
‘Diablo 3’ Skill Calculator Is Out! Get Your Excel Spreadsheets Out, Dorks.
I’m not one for calculating classes and shit in World of Warcraft and now Diablo 3. I let the smarter people tabulate them, and the I humbly ask them to tell me what I should use. So smarter people! You can now get on it.
Blizzard Expects Us to Play Two MMOs; We Respond “Yes Master”
Blizzard knows it’s fanbase well. You see, according to the Blizzard COO, they don’t intend on cannibalizing their own WoW install base for their next MMO. No, they intend on us playing both of them.
Via Wired:
“I think the (new MMO) is going to be significantly differentiated enough,” Sams said. “Such that, you’re not going to feel like they’re one and the same resulting in that you have to pick or choose,” he said.
“If the bad thing that happens to us is that they leave WoW and go to this other thing of Blizzard’s, then we’ll work through that pain,” he added.
That’s fucking ludicrous! That’s absurd.
That’s exactly what’ll happen.
Forget practicality. Forget that there’s Star Wars: The Old Republic, forget all the time you’re going to be playing Diablo 3 and Starcraft 2. If you’re like me, you’re going to make this work somehow.
