#May2012

‘BATMAN’ #1 Sells For Record Setting $850,000. That’s A Considerable Sum.

Batman #1  is not the debut issue of the Bats, but that hasn’t stopped a copy of it from selling for a considerable amount of dollah-dollah-bills, ya’ll.

Read the rest of this entry »

‘BEFORE WATCHMEN’ Character Designs and Pages Revealed.

A shit load of press outlets have been invited into the den of DC Comics to inspect some Before Watchmen  swag, and now we can bask in what they captured. A lot of sexy art, prepared and covered in plastic. You know, so when the projectile vomit kicks in the artwork is protected.

Read the rest of this entry »

COMICS WE’RE BUYING THIS WEEK: Crabapples, Breast-Feeding, and Aliens. We Have Win!

Come one, come all into the rodeo of splash-page-ultra-narrative death. This is Comics We’re Buying This Week, the column where we gather in a neat circle and share the new funny books that are exciting us. It’s communal. Like the showers. Like the water fountain. I go first. Don’t lag behind.  This week is replete with eccentric wunder-artists, premiere issues, and breast milk. It’s going to be fun.

Don’t know what’s coming out this week? Hit up ComicList. Excuses removed!

Read the rest of this entry »

Theft of NICHOLAS CAGE’S ‘Action Comics #1’ Being Made Into Movie By Lionsgate. I Vote Yes.

Back in the day, right after the Y2k-virus was done finishing off the remnants of our civilization, Nicolas Cage’s copy of Action Comics #1  was stolen. It went on a journey for a solid eleven years, before being retrieved last year. This tale!, nay!, this saga of awesomeness is going to come to the screen courtesy of Lionsgate. Prepare for Action No. 1.

Read the rest of this entry »

Joe Quesada Responds To DC’s ‘New 52’ and ‘Avengers vs. X-Men’ Comparisons

Marvel COO and former artist (shots fired!) Joe Quesada has spouted off about all the DC ‘New 52’ and Avengers vs. X-Men  comparisons. If you’ve half a brain, it’s pretty much the noise you were expecting.

Read the rest of this entry »

Funny Books We’re Snagging This Week: Einstein Isn’t Just Gentle, He’ll Kiss You

Hello friends. Gals. Guys. Transpecimens from an alternate dimension reading this in the future as some ethnographic study on our primitive simian brain-stems. This is Funny Books We’re Snagging This Week, the comic book column where we spaz and spout and maybe even rub it a little over the week’s funny book releases.  Everyone’s invited! Especially if you find something not covered. Not certain what’s coming out? Hit up ComicList.

Read the rest of this entry »

DC New Website Has Exclusive ‘Before Watchmen’ Content. Burn It!

Oh goody! There’s a new DC website launching, and it’s going to have oodles if Before Watchmen  content. I wonder if Anonymous is busy?

Read the rest of this entry »

ComiXology Has Had Over 50 Million Downloads; How Many Are Paid Though?

comiXology may very well be the shape of comic book things to come. You know, when the funny book farms have their doors closed and their windows shuttered.  Some interesting stats have been revealed about the service, namely how many downloads there have been and just how big of a month last goddamn December was for them.

Read the rest of this entry »

‘Batman: Year One’ Aritst: Don’t Buy The New DC Reprint. Douches

David Mazzucchelli is the artist behind the seminal Batman: Year One, and he has a message for you. Don’t fucking buy the latest DC reprint. He’s got his reasons, and I respect the dude. I mean, c’mon. He’s David fucking  Mazzucchelli.

Read the rest of this entry »

DC’s ‘Captain Marvel’ Now Officially Known As ‘Shazam!’, Looks Brooding As Hell

Captain Marvel is debuting in Justice League #7, and he’s going to finally be called what we’ve all mistakenly referred to him as for years: Shazam! Check out what Geoff Johns has to say about the character, and dig on his totally brooding first look.

Read the rest of this entry »