#May2012

Previously Unseen CONCEPT ART From David Cronenberg’s ‘TOTAL RECALL’

Sweet Tits, I had no idea that David Cronenberg was attached to Total Recall. One can only wonder what the hell would have been in store for us had it come to fruition, because if this batch of previously unseen concept art is any indication, the pig would have been of a completely different color. Swank.

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‘COSMOPOLIS’ FULL TRAILER Drops: Cronenberg Madness Returns

The full trailer for Cosmopolis  has arrived, and it is stacked to the tits with everything that’s caused me to fall in love with the direct recently. Recently? Pah! I know, I suck. At least it occurred at all.

Hit the jump to check it out as well as some info. Cannes!

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ALFONSO CUARON, DAVID CRONENBERG Shortlisted For ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel? I Just Came.

Jesus Christ. If I knew that Gary “Hey Don’t Vomit From My Camera Work” Ross leaving the Hunger Games  sequel meant that two of my favorite directors may have a crack at directing the sequel I never would have bellyached.

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New Pics Of Robert Pattinson, Paul Giamatti And Juliette Binoche In Cronenberg’s ‘COSMOPOLIS’. I’m Ready.

I can’t wait for Cronenberg’s next effort Cosmopolis. 2012 could be accurately describe as “the year Caff-Pow become utterly insane with butt-lust for Carpenter and Cronenberg”, and these pictures have me taping my TV controller to my head and screaming “Long live the new flesh!” while the neighbors gaze in horror into my yard.

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First Teaser For Cronenberg’s COSMOPOLIS Puts Our Pattison Fears to Rest

For those of you who have been missing the David Cronenberg of yore – the kinky philosopher with a camera who brought the world The Brood, Videodrome, and Crash – the first teaser for Cosmopolis is here and it’s infused with flashes of physical taboos. I’ve enjoyed the hell out of Cronenberg’s output since he went “soft” with Eastern Promises up through last year’s A Dangerous Method, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t eager for some more body-horror-kink.

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AUDIENCE NOTES From A Screening Of Cronenberg’s VIDEODROME Are Fantastic

Thanks to our own Patrick Cooper for pointing me towards these gems. If you’ve seen Videodrome, an collection of reactions from the average human won’t surprise you at all in their horror. Shock. Confusion. If you’ve seen Videodrome  and you loved it (hi!), they’re doubly amazing.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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DAVID CRONENBERG To Direct TV Series Pilot ‘KNIFEMAN’ With Sam Raimi Producing

I have been going goddamn insane for David Cronenberg lately. Like waking up from some sort of stasis with a rapturous desire to catch-up on It All, I’ve been crushing his backlog. So this news comes at a point where just the idea has a bit of the ole loins-writhing kicking into action.

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