#April2012

‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ VIRAL Wants You To Arrest The Bat. ALSO! Trailer Images.

There’s some Dark Knight Rises  viral campaigning rocketing out of the marketing-anus of WB demanding that we arrest the Batman. If that ain’t enough to grease the taint, there’s some trailer images too.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ – They Fixed BANE’S VOICE & New Images

Here are some Dark Knight Rises  goodies upside your dome. Totally new pictures!, plus confirmation that they’ve fixed Bane’s voice.

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Third ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Trailer Dropping With ‘AVENGERS’; Film Has Hour Of IMAX Footage

Hankering for some more Dark Knight Rises? Can’t wait for that shit to drop? Well you’re going to get some more off the tits right before another comic book movie milestone ‘splosiontime.

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CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Spits On Hating 3D, Explains His Shooting Philosophy

Christopher Nolan is the jam. Revived Batman, blew minds with Inception, and gave Warner Bros. the finger when it came to shooting in 3D.

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‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Pics Blow-Out: Bane Rolls Deep & Spandex Everywhere

Here’s a shitload of pictures from The Dark Knight Rises  courtesy of this week’s (I think) Entertainment Weekly. That’s all I got to say. Carry on.

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New High-Res Look At CATWOMAN From ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Is Latex Explosion

Want to see Anne Hathaway completely clad-up in latex and bang-me-boots? Of course you do! I also think she’s supposed to be some sort of superhero or something. Pussy Gal. I think.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Bane Converse All Stars Are Dork Swag.

Good news for those of us who want to look like Bane from Dark Knight Rises. We’ll never have the personal trainer, millions of dollars, wardrobe, or “supplements” that Tom Hardy had to look so swaggerlicious as the Back Breaker. Acceptance is the key to setting yourself free. So crack off a Serenity Prayer and sate yourself with these new All Stars.

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DC’s ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Statues Feature Buff Dudes, Latex Objectification.

I’m happy to see that DC has done the honorable thing and put Anne Hathaway-As-Catwoman’s likeness into one of the most erotic poses possible in their line of Dark Knight Rises statues. I’d hate for them to totally just have her come off strong and not ready to troll hog.

Hit the jump to check out the line.

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Five New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Official Photos From EW. ‘Nuff Said.

Five new photos. Either you’re gasping at air with fanperson excitement or you’re keeping yourself pure. For those tempted, hit the jump.

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Rumor: Nolan Cleans Up Bane’s Voice In Updated ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Audio

Well, let us the Raging Nerd Collective be heard! Unlike the Bane audio that’s been delivered so far! Rimshot! Snare drum! There’s a purported new audio cut of the Bane Prologue from The Dark Knight Rises, and this purported cut is purportedly purposefully cleaned up for auditory pleasure.

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