#September2016

Rumor: Daniel Craig offered $150 million to return for two more ‘Bond’ movies

James Bond.

Man, I like your Bond, Craig. But even I have misgivings about you needing to be bribed until returning to the franchise for this much money. Like, you ain’t *that* good as Bond, even to me. Give me Elba. Give me Hiddleston.

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Confirmed: Sam Mendes is done directing James Bond movies

Sam Mendes.

Sam Mendes directed the last two James Bond movies. And whatever the problems with the plot one may have (even I fucking hated Spectre), they were unflinchingly gorgeous. So it’s with a heavy heart that I announce he’s leaving the franchise. Along with, it seems, Daniel Craig. But bring on Tom Hiddleston! But bring on another talented director, please!

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Tom Hiddleston in “advanced talks” to play James Bond

Tom Hiddleston

Fuck yeah! After watching Night Manager, I am more than concerned than convinced that I would love Loki as my next Bond, James Bond.

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Report: Daniel Craig might have turned down $100 Million to return as James Bond

James Bond.

Daniel Craig, who has a shit load of money and fucking hates playing James Bond, might have turned down a shit load of money to return as James Bond.

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Mark Strong: Daniel Craig probably not returning James Bond

James Bond.

According to Mark Strong, Daniel Craig is done as James Bond.

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‘Spectre’ Final Trailer: I Came Here To Kill You

Decent enough trailer. Stand CraigBond fare. I’m excited for the movie. Only complaint? There’s a moment in the trailer with some shockingly crap-ass CGI. Like, just sort of, “this can’t really be?” Anyways — whatever. I’m a BondMark. I’m there.

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‘Spectre’ Poster: James Bond Is Smoldering with Skeletons

Smokin' Bond is Smokin'

Soon! Soon! Soon!

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‘SPECTRE’ Trailer: Jimmy Bond has it rough with Christoph Waltz

‘Layer Cake’ sequel starring Jason Statham filming in 2016

jason stake ham

Remember Layer Cake? I do! And I enjoyed it. So I’m a little excited that we will be getting a sequel to the flick, though the absence of Daniel Craig bums me out a midge.

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‘Spectre’ Teaser Trailer: Jimmy Bond Has a Secret!