#March2016

Watch: Daisy Ridley’s audition for ‘The Force Awakens’

Yeah, everyone has seen this. But here it is anyways! I didn’t care about it until I actually watched it. Pretty rad. Reminded me of how much I enjoyed Ridley’s performance as Rey Skywalker (I’m kidding). 10/10, do anticipate Episode VIII.

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Daisy Ridley being considered for Lara Croft in ‘Tomb Raider’ reboot

Daisy Ridley

Daisy Ridley as Lara Croft? Bro. Daisy Ridley as anything.

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Mash-Up: ‘Force Awakens’ Cast x that ‘Zoolander’ Scene

‘The Force Awakens’ photos from ‘Vanity Fair’ reveal villain, more details

yasssss

May the fucking Fourth be with you, yadda, yadda, pop culture momentum, blah blah. Let me not get wrapped up in the banality of the Pseudo-Holiday, and instead be excited for these photos form Vanity Fair.

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‘The Force Awakens’ gets ‘Vanity Fair’ cover.

yas

With Age of Ultron now passed us, it’s straight-up onto Caff-Pow’s Overbearing Force Awakens coverage here at OL.

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‘EPISODE VII’ CAST ANNOUNCED. MY NIPPLES HURT WITH GLEE.

Sprung.

Oh baby, my nipples are hurting. Nay. My nipples are leaking from excitement. The Episode VII cast has finally been announced, and it is stocked with a cavalcade of oldies and newbies that get me taut in all the applicable places.

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