#August2022
‘Cyberpunk: Edgerunners’ Trailer: Glory be to Studio Trigger!
Listen, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here at OL right now. Am I posting twice a week? Am I posting daily? Or, maybe I’m just posting whenever the fuck I want to! Cause here I am posting all about this fucking sexy Cyberpunk: Edgerunners trailer. Glory, glory, glory be to Studio Trigger, my dudes.
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Cary Fukunaga directing movie adaptation of cyberpunk comic ‘Tokyo Ghost’ and why haven’t I heard of this fucking comic?
Goodness gracious, me! I’m a fucking ignorant pig. How have I not heard of Tokyo Ghost? I mean, a fucking cyberpunk comic! But, I have heard this news and I’m horny for it. My boy Cary Fukunaga himself is directing a movie adaptation of the comic, and that’s enough to get me swollen. Swollen!
‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Gameplay Reveal: 40+ Minutes of Glorious Cyberpunk Violence and Style
Man. The Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay reveal almost forced me to turn it off. I was getting too fucking cyber-jacked at the cyber-glory. Sounds good, right? Nah, son! I have no idea when this shit is dropping! I can’t contain this hype.
Cyberpunk shooter ‘Ruiner’ drops September 26 on Consoles and PC. Good cyberpunk foreplay before ‘Blade Runner 2049’, imo
This Autumn seems to be the Autumn of Cyberpunk, for yours truly. We got Ruiner on September 26. We got Blade Runner 2049 like ten days later. It’s a nice way to spend Autumn, in my opinion.
‘Ghost In The Shell’ Trailer: A Mixed Bag of Cyberpunk Dystopia
Ghost In The Shell trailer. Some dope things (the holograms and cyberpunk aesthetic, ScarJo is always a plus). Some cringeworthy things (ScarJo’s acting, her body suit, generally goofy moments). Currently tracking towards: not expecting much, but I may enjoy it more than previously thought.
‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ Launch Trailer: You Can Kill Your (Cyberpunk) Dreams
I’ve already prepurchased this game. But this trailer gets me so hype. I’ve already prepurchased this game. But I’m worried it’s going to be a letdown. I’ve already prepuchased this game.
Cyberpunk: WiFi networks can identify you through walls, thanks MIT!
If this isn’t exactly the sort of cyberpunk apocalypse I’m waiting for (with sleek leather garb, a powerglove, and sweet ass shades), then I don’t know what is.
Watch: MIT has built a fully-functioning robot bartender. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.
How do you take your drink, pardner? Do you take it from a robot, ensuring that you’re working towards being as fucking cyberpunk as possible? I goddamn hope so.
VA-11 HALL-A Trailer: A Cyberpunk Bartending Game. No. Seriously.
The game I never knew I wanted until today. Motherfuckin’ VA-11 HALL-A. You get to play as a bartender at a small, rundown, cyberpunk bar. Feeding the locals the brews, and getting to bask in their lives.
The Future is Good.
Google patents a less clunky Google Glass design
I’m a bit torn on Google Glass’ initial design. One half of me is like, “Yes, this is the clunky and obvious cyberpunk design of My Future.” The other half is like, “Yeah, I would never wear this in public.” Google seems to sense this rift in others and myself, and are working towards obscuring the technological magic that powers Glass from plain sight.
