#December2013

Amazon was selling 426 ITEMS PER SECOND on Cyber Monday.

Amazon Smart Phone.

Amazon dun good this holiday season. Like, way good. I thought I was crushing it sell my crusty socks-turned-Jennifer Lawrence puppets. Sold three! One to Rendar, one to my fiance, one to my Mom. And Rendar didn’t even cry as I got my money from him at spork point, unlike the other two.

But man, Amazon did way better than me.

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